A while back ErosBlog linked to, and ridiculed, an alleged list of Rules For My Slave Girls. Now SpankBoss has posted a far more realistic sounding list of rules he found floating around somewhere:

1. I will not hum the theme from Jeopardy while Master decides which implement to spank me with.

6. Master does NOT hog the bed.
7. I will not refer to Master’s kitty as “snake food.”

14. I will not chew my collar.
15. I will not giggle during paddlings.

20. I will not make shadow puppets in the candlelight while Master is tying me up.
21. I will not critique how Master ties me up.

23. I will not go out-of-state when borrowing Master’s car during lunch.

29. It is unlikely that Master pushed all the covers onto my side of the bed so he could shiver all night.

48. I will not hoot with laughter when Master accidentally whacks himself on the back of the head with the flogger.

Now that sounds like a happy, if kinky, relationship. The rest are mostly just as fun, and funny, so go read ’em.