On Tuesday Red Headed Slut wrote:

have i mentioned how wonderful this product is? you HAVE to run out and get a tube of johnson’s baby oil gel.

if you use it as a lubricant when giving hand jobs, i guarantee you will please you partner like never before. it just has the perfect consistency, isn’t too greasy and doesn’t dry up! plus it’s amazing as a moisturizer for yourself as well :)

She said I had to get a tube, so I did. I’m a good little media consumer, I can never ignore a compelling advertising message. And she’s right – the consistency is pretty nifty, it’s a little greasy but not too, and indeed it does not dry up.

The predictable downside she did not mention: it smells like babies.