Comments on: Sniff Your Fingers…And Grin

By: Michael Snider

Michael Snider — Wed, 07 Jan 2004 08:12:08 +0000

my last love poem to my first wife:
Why Not Shave?
A bearded man cannot disguise what food
He’s eaten—here it is, still on my face,
This morning’s Grape-Nuts dangling till a rude
Stare sends my hand to find the guilty trace.
And summer sweat deposits salt that burns
My chin, spotting it with itchy sores,
While my own moist breath in winter turns
To icy ropes that drip on all the floors.
Why not shave this wayward pubic hair?
I love to lick between your legs until
My beard is soaked through with your strong smell—
I get hard at work, just breathing the air.
I’d lose this hardon if my face were sheared—
Smell’s not the least advantage of a beard.

By: Muffinman

Muffinman — Wed, 07 Jan 2004 04:30:10 +0000

RQ - Well, yeah, I had guessed as much, but I had to get my two scents in. :-)

By: Jonathan Quince

Jonathan Quince — Tue, 06 Jan 2004 08:05:53 +0000

dawn: +1, somebody had to mention snowballing! TG was just inviting it! And I can think of a few related activities…
Muffinman and CAT: I come with permanent tags attached. Just in case it wasn’t obvious. :-) Of course it is tremendous fun to walk around scenting of one of the most powerful drugs ever created by God or Nature.

By: AverageJoe

AverageJoe — Mon, 05 Jan 2004 11:32:13 +0000

A friend in high school had a little romp with his lady friend while they were supposed to be preping a room to be painted. Afterwards, he discovered, somehow, that spacle apparently removes post-coital smells.
I am not making this up. I also haven’t tried it for myself.
In general, I agree with the response. There are, however, times when you may not want to have such aromas around (say, if family is dropping by shortly).

By: CAT

CAT — Mon, 05 Jan 2004 09:09:02 +0000

hmmm…personally, i love it when the smell of a woman is on my face ALL day…reminds me of all the fun I had earlier!
but i like it even more when i kiss my boy hours after we’ve played and i can smell myself on him…yummy yummy goodness!!

By: Muffinman

Muffinman — Mon, 05 Jan 2004 08:55:23 +0000

Re: JQ
Remove from your face the finest eau de Parfum the world has ever known? A woman gives you a gift like that and you want to remove it?? Silly man!

By: dawn

dawn — Mon, 05 Jan 2004 01:01:07 +0000

Thanks Bacchus - i have always hated those jokes. Clean women smell delicious, and it was comments and jokes like those that killed sex for me when i was a teen and didn’t know any better. Always worrying about how you smell can take away from the fun. Thankfully i now only date mature men, who LOVE the smell and taste. I bet you’re a good daddy!
Hey ThatGirl, it’s their own loss if they’ve never expierenced the yummy pleasure of snowballing (that is what they call it, right? i only know i LOVE to do it), but also i have found that a lot of people who profess to get grossed out by things like that either are secretly interested in it, or just haven’t heard of doing something like that. I’ll bet a few months/years from now, some of those kids will be trying it with gusto, as things like that can be insidious, sitting in the back of your head until you find the right person to try it with. At least, I hope for their sakes that happens.

By: Lili

Lili — Sun, 04 Jan 2004 20:59:11 +0000

That was a perfect answer…glad it was posted by an intelligent adult. Hopefully that will be the answer that tickles the back of his brain as he grows up. Thanks for sharing it with us.

By: H

Sun, 04 Jan 2004 17:30:38 +0000

Yeah it is hearing things like that over and over again, that leads to paranoia. Love your answer to it though.

By: ThatGirl

ThatGirl — Sun, 04 Jan 2004 09:48:31 +0000

this sounds like it could have been posted by one of the kids that works for me… our conversation the other day consisted of them going on and on about how they would never kiss a girl on the mouth after cumming in it. idiots. don’t even get me started about the female-ejaculation comments!