January 3rd, 2004 -- by Bacchus
Sniff Your Fingers…And Grin
On a message board I’m not going to link to because of the sheer weight of dumbassed adolescent misogyny over there, some troll posted the following query:
After you finger a girl what do you do to get the smell off your fingers?
Soap and water doesnt usually work….
I dont like shaking ppls hands knowing my hand smells like tuna lol.
Any suggestions?
Most responses were even stupider than the question. However, one grownup posted an answer that really made me grin:
Find a woman whose pussy you love, and you’ll never want to be without her scent on you… ever. Nothing like sniffing your fingers 3 hours after sex and reliving it all over again.
“If you don’t love pussy THIS MUCH you are not big enough to get on this ride.”
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Amen Brother Bacchus! Praise be to mature men!
This sounds like the kind of thing you should refer to Something Awful’s Weekend Web.
About the poster’s question: I really dunno. Licking them seems to work ok.
P.S. — Any advice for getting the smell off your face?
Reminded me of an absolutely awful joke I heard at a Christmas party.
‘Why do little girls carry fish in their pockets?
So they can smell like big girls.’
After saying that, I would like to add that if she smells like tuna or any other fish, then perhaps she needs a good gynaecologist much more than she needs more fingers there!
Sarah, don’t worry. I doubt the female in question really smelled like tuna. That’s because I doubt there was really a female involved at all, or that the poster even knows what a female truly smells like. I think he was getting his information from jokes like the one you just told rather than from real-life experience.
Color me cynical, but it sounds like big-shot brag-talk by someone who hasn’t touched a vagina since the day he was born but wants to sound macho like the big boys who take his lunch money.
… and men wonder why women are self-conscious about their genitals.
hmph.
ps. Thanks for posting this, Bacchus – I love the grownup’s answer!!
this sounds like it could have been posted by one of the kids that works for me… our conversation the other day consisted of them going on and on about how they would never kiss a girl on the mouth after cumming in it. idiots. don’t even get me started about the female-ejaculation comments!
Yeah it is hearing things like that over and over again, that leads to paranoia. Love your answer to it though.
That was a perfect answer…glad it was posted by an intelligent adult. Hopefully that will be the answer that tickles the back of his brain as he grows up. Thanks for sharing it with us.
Thanks Bacchus – i have always hated those jokes. Clean women smell delicious, and it was comments and jokes like those that killed sex for me when i was a teen and didn’t know any better. Always worrying about how you smell can take away from the fun. Thankfully i now only date mature men, who LOVE the smell and taste. I bet you’re a good daddy!
Hey ThatGirl, it’s their own loss if they’ve never expierenced the yummy pleasure of snowballing (that is what they call it, right? i only know i LOVE to do it), but also i have found that a lot of people who profess to get grossed out by things like that either are secretly interested in it, or just haven’t heard of doing something like that. I’ll bet a few months/years from now, some of those kids will be trying it with gusto, as things like that can be insidious, sitting in the back of your head until you find the right person to try it with. At least, I hope for their sakes that happens.
Re: JQ
Remove from your face the finest eau de Parfum the world has ever known? A woman gives you a gift like that and you want to remove it?? Silly man!
hmmm…personally, i love it when the smell of a woman is on my face ALL day…reminds me of all the fun I had earlier!
but i like it even more when i kiss my boy hours after we’ve played and i can smell myself on him…yummy yummy goodness!!
A friend in high school had a little romp with his lady friend while they were supposed to be preping a room to be painted. Afterwards, he discovered, somehow, that spacle apparently removes post-coital smells.
I am not making this up. I also haven’t tried it for myself.
In general, I agree with the response. There are, however, times when you may not want to have such aromas around (say, if family is dropping by shortly).
dawn: +1, somebody had to mention snowballing! TG was just inviting it! And I can think of a few related activities…
Muffinman and CAT: I come with permanent <sarcasm> tags attached. Just in case it wasn’t obvious. :-) Of course it is tremendous fun to walk around scenting of one of the most powerful drugs ever created by God or Nature.
RQ – Well, yeah, I had guessed as much, but I had to get my two scents in. :-)
my last love poem to my first wife:
Why Not Shave?
A bearded man cannot disguise what food
He’s eaten—here it is, still on my face,
This morning’s Grape-Nuts dangling till a rude
Stare sends my hand to find the guilty trace.
And summer sweat deposits salt that burns
My chin, spotting it with itchy sores,
While my own moist breath in winter turns
To icy ropes that drip on all the floors.
Why not shave this wayward pubic hair?
I love to lick between your legs until
My beard is soaked through with your strong smell—
I get hard at work, just breathing the air.
I’d lose this hardon if my face were sheared—
Smell’s not the least advantage of a beard.
My problem has always been how can I encourage the odor to linger…
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I would agree with comment #5. I worked briefly for an out of the closet gay man who liked to have sex with straight men. He was always jealous of women’s superior ability to attract straight men, and referred to females as “fish”, although he’d never had sex with one.
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