Comments on: One of THOSE Conversations http://www.erosblog.com/2004/03/15/one-of-those-conversations/ Sex Blogging, Gratuitous Nudity, Kinky Sex, Sundry Sensuality Sat, 11 Feb 2012 07:00:39 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: Dr.Whiplash http://www.erosblog.com/2004/03/15/one-of-those-conversations/#comment-124098 Dr.Whiplash Sat, 22 May 2010 05:41:59 +0000 http://www.erosblog.com/wp/?p=793#comment-124098 My girlfriend sees articles like these (or movie scenes of this nature), and asks, "Why do women ask these types of questions in the first place, when they don't want to hear the answers?". I'm tempted to shrug my shoulders and answer thusly, "Because Freud was right when he stated that all women are inherently masochistic?" But then I know one of those trap questions when I hear one, so I usually just let my eyes glaze over, and pretend that I didn't hear anything... Of course by writing this, I'm leaving myself open to an attack by women with no sense of humor, who will say, "Are you saying that all women are masochists?". ...and of course the camp of women who will say, "Are you saying that women have no sense of humor?". So, the correct answer lies in a quote from the super computer ("Joshua"), in the movie "War Games" who after having simulated playing out all possible outcomes of Global Thermonuclear War said: "Strange game. The only winning move, is not to play the game at all." Somewhere there is a woman about to type, "So, are you saying having a conversation with a woman is akin to global thermonuclear war?"... My girlfriend sees articles like these (or movie scenes of this nature), and asks, “Why do women ask these types of questions in the first place, when they don’t want to hear the answers?”.

I’m tempted to shrug my shoulders and answer thusly, “Because Freud was right when he stated that all women are inherently masochistic?”

But then I know one of those trap questions when I hear one, so I usually just let my eyes glaze over, and pretend that I didn’t hear anything…

Of course by writing this, I’m leaving myself open to an attack by women with no sense of humor, who will say, “Are you saying that all women are masochists?”. …and of course the camp of women who will say, “Are you saying that women have no sense of humor?”.

So, the correct answer lies in a quote from the super computer (“Joshua”), in the movie “War Games” who after having simulated playing out all possible outcomes of Global Thermonuclear War said: “Strange game. The only winning move, is not to play the game at all.”

Somewhere there is a woman about to type, “So, are you saying having a conversation with a woman is akin to global thermonuclear war?”…

]]> By: Lee http://www.erosblog.com/2004/03/15/one-of-those-conversations/#comment-81566 Lee Fri, 18 Jul 2008 13:13:46 +0000 http://www.erosblog.com/wp/?p=793#comment-81566 A correct response might've been: "I married YOU, not your weight, and quite frankly, I just wanted to fuck you tonight because to me you look like a supermodel. If you want to argue about your weight, then I'm going to bed." Probably would've gotten him into trouble because this chick has little self-esteem, but at least he might've avoided the no-win argument. A correct response might’ve been: “I married YOU, not your weight, and quite frankly, I just wanted to fuck you tonight because to me you look like a supermodel. If you want to argue about your weight, then I’m going to bed.”

Probably would’ve gotten him into trouble because this chick has little self-esteem, but at least he might’ve avoided the no-win argument.

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