Comments on: Speak Softly and Carry a Big Dick

By: Dr.Whiplash

Dr.Whiplash — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 20:56:53 +0000

I’m not sure what it means, but a web search confirmed my suspicions. That phallus is indeed Peeps marshmallow candy chick pink…

By: mercutia

mercutia — Mon, 26 Apr 2004 12:27:53 +0000

It is now my life’s goal to attend this event. I’ll go as InuYasha with a rampant, uh, Tetsusaiga./anime wank

By: Amber

Amber — Tue, 06 Apr 2004 08:22:31 +0000

At the last sex toy party I went to, we were given pink bubblegum to mold into a miniature pink penis.
Mine did not win, although I thought mine was by far the handsomest. Some churl who added tremendous testicles took the award.
(No, I did not “chew” mine afterwards; I hate gum. But it was a fun contest, in case anyone is interested in doing one, with a lot of giggling! )

By: Joe

Joe — Tue, 06 Apr 2004 04:42:30 +0000

That would look great on someone’s front yard!
May even win that someone the “yard of the month” award!

By: Joe King

Joe King — Tue, 06 Apr 2004 00:34:11 +0000

batteries included?

By: Sarah

Sarah — Mon, 05 Apr 2004 11:56:20 +0000

I want some penis shaped candies!
I know I am not the only girl out there that really, just once, wants to BITE one!
(Hmmm, wonder where the idea of the demon came from?)

By: cee

cee — Mon, 05 Apr 2004 10:56:36 +0000

“The festival celebrates the vanquishing of a demon that lived in a woman’s vagina and would bite off the penises of her lovers!”
Some adults never get over their fear of the dark.