April 4th, 2004 -- by Bacchus
Speak Softly and Carry a Big Dick
There were Catholics singing outside in the street today. But when I looked, it didn’t look anything like this:
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rofl
I’d LOVE to know the context of that. LOL
Held every April 15th at Wakamiya Hachimangu Shrine in Kawasaki Japan, this is about as wild and pagan as it gets. People of all ages participate in a parade in which everyone sports a gigantic penis, eat penis shaped candies, carve radishes into penis shapes, and dress up as their favourite cartoon character with one part of his anatomy dramatically enlarged! The whole thing is presided over by a priest, and there are arcane Shinto rituals that are carried out as well.
The festival celebrates the vanquishing of a demon that lived in a woman’s vagina and would bite off the penises of her lovers! According to legend, a local craftsman fashioned a steel phallus which broke the demon’s teeth.
“The festival celebrates the vanquishing of a demon that lived in a woman’s vagina and would bite off the penises of her lovers!”
Some adults never get over their fear of the dark.
I want some penis shaped candies!
I know I am not the only girl out there that really, just once, wants to BITE one!
(Hmmm, wonder where the idea of the demon came from?)
batteries included?
That would look great on someone’s front yard!
May even win that someone the “yard of the month” award!
At the last sex toy party I went to, we were given pink bubblegum to mold into a miniature pink penis.
Mine did not win, although I thought mine was by far the handsomest. Some churl who added tremendous testicles took the award.
(No, I did not “chew” mine afterwards; I hate gum. But it was a fun contest, in case anyone is interested in doing one, with a lot of giggling! )
It is now my life’s goal to attend this event. I’ll go as InuYasha with a rampant, uh, Tetsusaiga./anime wank
I’m not sure what it means, but a web search confirmed my suspicions. That phallus is indeed Peeps marshmallow candy chick pink…