September 23rd, 2004 -- by Bacchus
Sex Store Shopping Tip
I can vouch for this advice:
“Never go to the sex shop when you’re horny. You have no idea what you’re going to end up with. Make a list. Stick to the list.”
Comedian Wendy Spiro, as quoted in the October 2004 issue of Esquire.
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Strangely, that’s the same rule I have for food shopping. Mmm, Bananas.
But where is the fun in that? It’s the extras that you didn’t mean to buy and have no idea how to use that turn out to be the best things to own.
Impulse sex toy buying is good for you. Trust me. Nods.
Hmmmm. Never occurred to me to make a Sex Shop list. Maybe I should leave it on the fridge next to my grocery list…
Nipple Clamps
Lubricant
Anal Beads
Bananas
Spinach
Whole Grain Rice
I don’t understand the concept of ‘Not Horny’.