Lawn Gnome Fetish

The Monk talks with Dancer:

“No, threatening to have a lawn gnome as part of a scene does not count as a fetish.”

“Really? Even if it is one of those ones with the cool wheel barrows?”

“No, never ever.”

“But what if I just lined a bunch up like they were watching?”

Laughing At Anal Rape

I am stunned to announce that I’ve just done something unprecedented (for me). I just deleted a blog from my blogroll because of the content. Not because it was stale, not because it was lame, not because it was badly written – I prune blogs for that sort of reason all the time. Nope, I deleted it because it flat-out pissed me off…and because I could.

The offending post? A jocular statement of warm anticipatory approval for the “forced anal intrusion” awaiting sex offenders once they get to jail.

Sorry, folks, but civilized people don’t use rape as a punishment, much less gloat about it. And I just discovered that I can’t stomach linking to that particular flavor of barbarian.

Wrap It Sexy

I know, I know, it’s a little too early for this for me too, but these are so amusing I just hadda share. If you want to be naughty and nice this holiday season, here’s just the wrap for you:

My favorite is this one. It looks like a nice series of different-colored spirals, but when you get closer you realize the spirals have something written on them:

Good for any time of the year! Other wraps (most not sex-oriented) are also available from the twisted folks at T-Shirt Hell.