Comments on: Cock O’lada and Hello Pussy!

By: joe

joe — Sun, 28 Nov 2004 06:03:00 +0000

Is this stuff low in calories and less fillings? I gotta watch my figure too you know?

By: Swat Team

Swat Team — Fri, 26 Nov 2004 06:57:00 +0000

“Dark Glide” and “Hello Pussy” is a silicone gel for sexual using
The Drinks are the cocolada thats a drink like pinacolada but no alcohol but also available in tropic erotic with tequilla and tropic erotic with ginseng and energy. the hompage will be in english in few days. thanks for your interest. The SWAT Team

By: S.W.A.T. Team Austria

S.W.A.T. Team Austria — Thu, 25 Nov 2004 07:14:00 +0000

To all new Cockolada friends!
We enjoyed reading your chat and will translate our website asap! Promised!
P.S. Cockolada is a drink and the other tubes are silicon lubricants.
Greetings from Austria :)

By: comicgrl

comicgrl — Fri, 19 Nov 2004 12:01:00 +0000

yep the ”Lube Tube” is the best translation for those tubes… ;)

By: merripan

merripan — Wed, 17 Nov 2004 17:39:00 +0000

And as for the other three, here is the other translation for it - Free Translator didn’t have all the words for it - perhaps a local dialect? not sure… But, here you go - I think you get the gist.

Finally a Gleitgel with character! End with boringly or medically causing Gleitgelverpackungen. A Gleitgel should be finally also a joke-Macher..

We included in collaboration with Unique Cometics of three Silicon-Gleitgel-characters into our program:

Hello Pussy-Glide: for Twens and the boy shelter woman Dark-Glide: for fans of varnish, leather, SM and fetish
disco Ken Gay-Glide: the first muggy Glide-tube

By: merripan

merripan — Wed, 17 Nov 2004 17:36:00 +0000

Per Free-Translations website: This is the literal translation from the website…

The first Drink out of the Cocktube. That cocktail out of the Penistube. With our CockOlada, parties get, would be named club visits and sensual moments at home first the correct erotic Kick!

CockOlada TropicErotic (fruit cocktail without alcohol)

Further taste directions are in planning !!!!

By: Chris

Chris — Wed, 17 Nov 2004 08:20:00 +0000

Oh my, it’ll be a *long* way until automatic translation will be remotely usable … :-)

OK, ‘ohne’ means ‘without’, so it’s without alcohol.

A rough translation of the left hand part:

‘The first drink from the cocktube.
With our CockOlada, parties, hot club nights and sensual moments at home get the ultimate erotic kick!

CockOlada TropicErotic (fruit cocktail without alcohol).

Other flavors are planned!’

And the right hand part reads:

‘Finally, lube with character!

Put an end to boring or medical-looking lube containers. Because lube should be fun, after all …
Together with Unique Cometics, we now offer three different styles of silicone-based lube:

Hello Pussy-Glide: for twens and woman who has stayed young

Dark-Glide: for the fans of everything latex, leather, SM and fetish

Disco Ken Gay-Glide: the first gay lube-tube’

So, there you go :-)

By: Aphrodite

Aphrodite — Tue, 16 Nov 2004 16:01:00 +0000

Thank you so much, gentlemen! So it would be safe to swig it while driving…cool! :laugh:

By: Herman

Herman — Tue, 16 Nov 2004 15:06:00 +0000

The term “Cock O’Lada” likely comes from the familiar English “cock” wedded to the German “limonada”, or lemonade. It also indicates they have additional flavors coming real soon now.

The other tubes (2nd pic) contain “Gleitgel” - lubricants - with different characteristics. Makes the name “Hello, Pussy” seem rather more appropriate, “ja” ?

By: Mike

Mike — Tue, 16 Nov 2004 14:28:00 +0000

“ohne” means “without”