Comments on: Sex Toy For Men

By: Dr.Whiplash

Dr.Whiplash — Tue, 13 Apr 2010 12:55:17 +0000

Here’s a creative use for the “pocket pussy’ for you ladies who are personally squeamish or insecure about having your man inside of another woman and who’s husbands fantasize about a three-way:

Strip your man down, tie him securely face-up on your bed with his ankles attached to a ceiling hook, and his butt at the very edge of the bed. Blindfold him thoroughly, and then have a trusted friend (who’s sworn to secrecy), masturbate him with the pocket pussy, while you lube his anus and peg him with a strap-on. Your friend can even stay completely clothed throughout the whole ordeal.

If you’re a little bit braver, you could let her strip and straddle him reverse-cowgirl style on his chest while she pumps away. Other variation would be for you women both to (back-to-back) straddle him, while he performs cunnilingus on you (the wife), or for you (the wife) to be licking his testicles while your friend works the artificial vagina. Don’t remove his blindfold until AFTER your confidant has successfully left your home.

There’s no danger that she would get pregnant with his child, and he will never forget that evening until the day he dies…

By: Desiderata

Desiderata — Wed, 29 Dec 2004 06:00:00 +0000

“It” reminds me of the movie “aliens”. Which is kinda a turn off for me – though the aliens were pretty cute, I guess Sigourney Weaver just spoiled it for me by association.

By: charlie

charlie — Fri, 24 Dec 2004 06:59:00 +0000

Looks like they seem to have th right effect, may be I also need; one for a try only of course!

By: Julian Morrison

Julian Morrison — Sun, 19 Dec 2004 10:20:00 +0000

Is it just me, or does that thing look a bit H.R. Giger?

By: Jenn

Jenn — Fri, 17 Dec 2004 17:15:00 +0000

It’s….so…hypnotic…. :crazy:

By: Bacchus

Bacchus — Fri, 17 Dec 2004 16:57:00 +0000

I censor fucking comments every day — at least a dozen spams with links to e-commerce sites. Most of them, I delete instead of editing, and ban the IP of the person posting them. If I didn’t, there would be more spams than actual comments on this blog.

For all I know, Mark may have had a financial interest in the sales link he provided. How could I tell? Nor, as it happens, do I think the site he linked to was the right one to find the device in the .gif file. Sorry, but I simply don’t have a way to distinguish between would-be helpful links to ecommerce sites, and spammy ones.

I’m already spending way too much time every day cleaning spam out of my comments. I’d hate to have to turn comments off, but that’s what will happen if people start getting abusive about the cleanup work.

By: Rori

Rori — Fri, 17 Dec 2004 16:57:00 +0000

You go Bacchus.

It’s your site and you can censor as long as you want to.