January 13th, 2005 -- by Bacchus
Salad Oil Porn Versus Salad Oil Art
OK, since we are still in a compare-and-contrast mode from the last post, can anyone explain to me why it’s art when this woman “dances and acts” while 22 bottles of olive oil are poured over her naked body on a public stage, but it’s porn when these young ladies get into an inflatable swimming pool and pour a similar quantity of canola oil over each other?
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maybe it the length of the perfomance? Or tied to some sort of length in general :)
it’s the undies, nude can be art, just mostly nekkid is probably better, err… not art :cool:
You all got it wrong.
One wants money to view more naked college girls in oil, the other does it for the sake of art.
That’s right, they must be doing it for the sake of art, because when you go to a theatre the tickets are always free….
Um, because in one she is dancing alone, and in the other four girls look like they’re having a lovely lovely time playing with each other’s girlie bits.
But yeah, I do see your point :)
Because they enjoyed it more than she did?
Oh, that’s easy. It’s because olive oil is more expensive and classy than canola oil.
It also has that connection with the ancient Greeks and mythology and all. It could be a bit like those Renaissance artists who could only get away with showing beautiful nude women if they were depicted in scenes from Greek myths, such as this example.
Marketing :D
Some of the target ‘art’ demographic wants to pretend what they’re looking at is not also porn, whilst some of the target ‘porn’ demographic wants to pretend that what they’re looking at is not also art.
Therefore to maximize your return on investment in oil covered nude women, you either decide to sell to the ‘art’ demographic, and proclaim your non-pornness by surrounding your work by art cliches in an arty setting, OR target the ‘porn’ demographic proclaiming your non-artiness by surrounding your work by porn cliches in a porny setting.
You do not not NOT market your porn styled oil covered nude women at the ‘art’ demographic, or your art styled oil covered nude women at the ‘porn’ demographic. Receipe for social and economic disaster.
…and attempting to market oil covered nude women to both ‘porn’ and ‘art’ demographics as being both porn and art just makes people’s heads explodiate. And the explodiating of people’s heads causes you to become an unjust war, an effete French philosophe, and anathaema to Baby Robo-Jeebus. And you wouldn’t like being anathaema to Robo-Jeebus. For anathaemas make Baby Robo-Jeebus ANGRY and when Baby Robo-Jeebus ANGRY, Baby Robo-Jeebus SMASH!1!!!