Guys, a word to the wise: if your lady cajoles you into reading her blog, she’s going to want some nice juicy proof- you- were- paying- attention feedback. You’d do well to say something responsive like “My love, I never knew you felt so strongly about the erotic power of warm pasta. Would you like another serving of lasagna?”

If you can do better, do better.

But if you can’t, avoid the pitfall that has devoured Freya’s feller over at Freya’s House Of Dreams. She writes that he

…spent a few hours reading this blog from December to now, interesting discussion ensued, LOL. I asked him if he liked it and he said he did except for the parts about my thoughts and stuff.

She’s laughing now, but you know he’s still gonna pay.