There’s this Naked Jen, see. And she’s got a blog, see. And it’s your pretty regular sort of blog, see, except that now and then (fairly often; durn near every Friday, even) she posts a picture of herself naked — usually naked in a public place. Ya gotta know all that, before you read (and look at) her 10 Things To Know About Disney World post:
10. When attempting to take a naked picture lying on Mickey’s Bed, alarms will go off. There’s a reason that there is a do not cross sign there. His bedroom really is off limits. The minute you step into his bedroom, loud alarms sound and Disney cast members come running to see what all the commotion is about. They then will discover you standing there half in the room, half out of the room without your clothes on and they will not be PLEASED at all.
It is a far better idea to take your naked photos in Minnie Mouse’s house, which is right next-door. While there are loads of very small children traipsing through, there are no alarms and thus you have a far better chance of actually getting naked, having your niece snap a quick photo, and moving along to the next attraction without creating a spectacle!
There’s even a picture. Obviously photoshopped (well, the mouse ears are obviously photoshopped in, and Jen says the whole thing is a photoshop) but still funny as hell.