Comments on: “What’s A Dildo?”

By: Dr. Whiplash

Dr. Whiplash — Sat, 29 Oct 2011 09:14:06 +0000

These stories reminded me of some comments I’ve already made elsewhere on ErosBlog, so I looked them up to avoid duplication. The following posting has a great collection of similar humor and quite a few references to the word dildo:

http://www.erosblog.com/2007/01/29/is-microsoft-squeamish-about-sex-toys/

By: Beard

Beard — Mon, 02 Aug 2010 04:07:31 +0000

For a number of years, “dingle berry” seemed to me to be a particularly euphonious, somehow rude thing to call someone who was being foolish. Only recently did someone make me actually look it up. No embarrassing story around that, but it turned out to be somewhat more pungent than I had thought.

By: Tom

Tom — Wed, 31 Aug 2005 16:43:00 +0000

I have similar story. My family was taking a car trip of about 4 hours to a major metropolitan area. My parents and 6 (of 7) brothers and sisters were packed in the car. After about 2 hours of being on the road my younger brother, about 12 at the time, asked my mother if dildo was a “nice word to say.” I tried hard not to laugh out loud, but couldn’t contain myself when my mother responded “as far as I know it is.” I looked at my father and said “I’ll tell Matt what a dildo is, but you have to tell mom.”

By: mainja

mainja — Mon, 22 Aug 2005 11:31:00 +0000

eale, that made me laugh out loud.

bacchus – ‘marrital aid’, now that’s something i wouldn’t have thought of. good on ya, (well, the 14 y/o version of you)

By: dragonet2

dragonet2 — Fri, 19 Aug 2005 13:59:00 +0000

Reminds me of my “Fuck” Story.

My sister is 6 years younger than I. When she was in 1st or 2nd grade (7 or 8 – I would have been 13 or 14), one day at bathtime she asked my mother what the word “fuck” meant — the kids had had to use the upperclass bathrooms because of a plumbing malfunction and this word was written on the bathroom stall there.

I heard the commotion because the house, while nice, was not that sound-proof and slinked up to my 2nd floor bedroom trying to keep from laughing out loud. Mom was, like, “WHERE ON EARTH did you see something like that? What FILTH are they exposing you to?” (I should mention my folks are/were fervent right-wing baptist ignoramouses, one of the best things that’s happened to me is that when I bought a house in Kansas city’s ‘urbia’ my mom will NEVER visit because she’s a bigot.)

Later she came to my room and asked me what that word MEANT. I prefaced my reply with “Promise not to hit me.” And got an affirmation to that.

When i told her it was a rude word for sexual intercourse she started ask how I knew, then stopped herself and left my room.

(the night before I married the man I’m STILL happily married to 27 years later today, she came to my room and told me about the ‘awful thing my husband was going to make me do.” when I realized she meant having sex I restrained myself from laughter (we’d discovered two years prior that it was the most wonderful indoor game of all) because I didn’t want to have slap marks on my face in my wedding pix …momma was a mean slapper

By: Salvatori

Salvatori — Wed, 17 Aug 2005 13:51:00 +0000

I had an unbelieveably liberal upbringing. I remember reading “Inside Linda Lovelace” aged about 12 and being quizzed on it by my uncle’s then girlfriend (the uncle had lent me the book and then told said girlfriend that I had read it). Made me blush something rotten having to explain the plot of “Deep Throat” to an attractive 22yo.

By: Trouble

Trouble — Wed, 17 Aug 2005 10:07:00 +0000

Bacchus, did you grow up in Michigan…or this family was just from MI originally? Great story…made my morning!