Comments on: The Ass Fuck Conspiracy

By: Stanley

Stanley — Fri, 14 Oct 2005 12:34:00 +0000

Ah, excellent article. The secret is out. Thank you for pointing us to it.

By: Magdelena

Magdelena — Sun, 09 Oct 2005 09:55:00 +0000

Re: DP.

The suggestion in the article is to buy more toys. Fuck that, bring your best friend round. I want HIM in my ass.

By: Jen

Jen — Sat, 08 Oct 2005 13:31:00 +0000

DP=double penetration. One in the pussy, one in the ass.

By: Darkneuro

Darkneuro — Sat, 08 Oct 2005 12:52:00 +0000

I fully agree with The Girl, and say take it a step further: Mandatory reading for EVERYONE.

By: John

John — Sat, 08 Oct 2005 12:18:00 +0000

DP’d? Best I can come up with is “Donkey Punch”, is that correct?

By: Magdelena

Magdelena — Sat, 08 Oct 2005 10:33:00 +0000

I’ve mentioned elsewhere how grateful I am to my experienced and tender lover, who fully initiated me into the pleasures of anal sex. His devotion and dedication awoke the same in me. So if you approach my rose with the delicacy you would any flower, I will yield and adore you.

Although I care little for the style of this piece, the fundamentals are sound. Come probe and play my lovelies.

By: The Girl

The Girl — Sat, 08 Oct 2005 06:17:00 +0000

Absolutely brilliant.

I was reading through it, nodding my head, thinking ‘wow, this is so spot-on, so accurate’ and I found myself feeling blessed that the first time I had anal it was with a guy who clearly had the Ass Fuck Conspiracy down to a tee.

I have to say I wasn’t at all surprised that it was written by a woman, since it so closely reflects my experience and perspective on anal.

Not that the author’s gender should affect how one reads this though, but it should be mandatory reading for all men, in my opinion :)