Best Blonde Joke. Ever.

I’m usually the last person to see these things, so you’ve probably already heard this one. But still, it’s got to be the best blonde joke ever.

Yeah, it’s a little bit stupid, but many of the best jokes are.

Anthropomorphizing Kitchen Appliances

Is it just me and my dirty mind, or does the Uffish stove look like it has a modest bit of pubic thatchery?

Lubed And Ready

Sometimes Hot Action makes me snort my iced tea out my nostrils, with drollery like this:

A bunch of lube leaked all over the inside of my backpack. Awesome! Now everything I own can be inserted anywhere.