April 20th, 2006 -- by Aphrodite
Who Else Wants Spicy Cock Soup?
Anybody else queasy from Bacchus’s last two postings? I found just the thing to settle my stomach.
Notice it isn’t only authentic cock soup, it’s spicy too!
Now where did I put my Cock O’lada?
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That’s some kinda soup.
A favorite of widows everywhere!
Aphrodite,
For some reason, I never seem to get past the step in the recipe that reads, bring soup to a rolling boil…
I know I’m so very old fashioned, but I prefer my penises to not be dehydrated.
What can I say? So unimaginative.
Yuck Steff, that’s too much imagination for me! I guess I didn’t take the name that literally.
The local Mexican store near me has been carrying this for a few months. I knew it was only a matter of time before it showed up on one of the sex blogs I read. :)
I knew when I saw this at a local supermarket that had a Jamaican section, they would get some local puritans complaining and pull it from the shelf. They went further. It’s now called “Chicken Flavoured Soup”, from the same company. Maybe the local puritans didn’t know that chicken can have a sexual meaning also. They should call it “Small Flightless Bird Soup”. Oops, bird can have a double meaning in England. Maybe they should just have stuck with fucking “COCK”.
My girlfriend and I spied some in an Asian food store (made by the same company), only ours plainly says “Cock Soup Mix” (also “spicy” B.T.W.), not “Cock Flavored”. We bought it right away knowing that the “Puritans” Manchego spoke of in comment #7 would soon likely have the label changed, and we keep it unopened, propped up on top of our kitchen cabinets next to a bottle of Jamaican “Jerk Sauce” and a jar of “Bone Sucking Sauce”, though I must admit, the Cock Soup is our favorite trophy. When I read that it had been changed to “Chicken” I was somewhat disappointed, even though I felt that the value of my package had just skyrocketed. My guess is that it will prove to be a bad business decision, because we bought ours PURELY because of the bad “Engrish”. I would otherwise never have bought it (due to the Monosodium Glutamate content…).
Today I have a new quest for my collection.
I found an online reference (photo) of a can of “clam nectar”:
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I’ll bet if you used it (instead of water), to make your “cock soup”, it would be quite savory…