Comments on: Who Else Wants Spicy Cock Soup?

By: Dr.Whiplash

Dr.Whiplash — Mon, 17 Sep 2007 21:08:58 +0000

My girlfriend and I spied some in an Asian food store (made by the same company), only ours plainly says “Cock Soup Mix” (also “spicy” B.T.W.), not “Cock Flavored”. We bought it right away knowing that the “Puritans” Manchego spoke of in comment #7 would soon likely have the label changed, and we keep it unopened, propped up on top of our kitchen cabinets next to a bottle of Jamaican “Jerk Sauce” and a jar of “Bone Sucking Sauce”, though I must admit, the Cock Soup is our favorite trophy. When I read that it had been changed to “Chicken” I was somewhat disappointed, even though I felt that the value of my package had just skyrocketed. My guess is that it will prove to be a bad business decision, because we bought ours PURELY because of the bad “Engrish”. I would otherwise never have bought it (due to the Monosodium Glutamate content…).

By: Manchego

Manchego — Tue, 25 Apr 2006 12:27:00 +0000

I knew when I saw this at a local supermarket that had a Jamaican section, they would get some local puritans complaining and pull it from the shelf. They went further. It’s now called “Chicken Flavoured Soup”, from the same company. Maybe the local puritans didn’t know that chicken can have a sexual meaning also. They should call it “Small Flightless Bird Soup”. Oops, bird can have a double meaning in England. Maybe they should just have stuck with fucking “COCK”.

By: Lurking

Lurking — Sat, 22 Apr 2006 06:50:00 +0000

The local Mexican store near me has been carrying this for a few months. I knew it was only a matter of time before it showed up on one of the sex blogs I read. :)

By: Aphrodite

Aphrodite — Fri, 21 Apr 2006 12:33:00 +0000

Yuck Steff, that’s too much imagination for me! I guess I didn’t take the name that literally.

By: scribe called steff

scribe called steff — Thu, 20 Apr 2006 13:57:00 +0000

I know I’m so very old fashioned, but I prefer my penises to not be dehydrated.

What can I say? So unimaginative.

By: Bonnie

Bonnie — Thu, 20 Apr 2006 09:06:00 +0000

Aphrodite,

For some reason, I never seem to get past the step in the recipe that reads, bring soup to a rolling boil…

By: wil

wil — Thu, 20 Apr 2006 07:49:00 +0000

A favorite of widows everywhere!

By: Karl Elvis

Karl Elvis — Thu, 20 Apr 2006 07:11:00 +0000

That’s some kinda soup.