Comments on: Big Fake Boobs

By: C.B.

C.B. — Mon, 23 Oct 2006 15:46:54 +0000

Sometimes, it’s all about the money. I knew of a group of women who worked as dancers, and a doctor basically told them he would give them a wholesale discount on “boob jobs” if they all went to him. A calculated move to pay less money in order to make more money.

By: kaya

kaya — Mon, 23 Oct 2006 03:27:34 +0000

“above and beyond the call of booby.”

lol.. that’s the funniest thing I’ve heard all day. :-)

By: Jinx Mesmer

Jinx Mesmer — Mon, 23 Oct 2006 01:57:18 +0000

Enlightening indeed. I’m not a fan of fake boobs either… unless they are going to go way over board. Jumping from a B to a C seems like a bit of a waste to me. To a double F, however, makes sense. I still don’t care for them, but I give props to anyone willing to go above and beyond the call of booby.
I suppose they’re also handy for any man who’s always wanted a woman’s body.

By: D

Sun, 22 Oct 2006 20:36:03 +0000

Wonderful story, JB. Certainly pays to get a second opinion.

By: JB

JB — Sun, 22 Oct 2006 13:35:02 +0000

My wife was diagnosed with breast cancer. Because there was a genetic cause, her doctor recommended a double mastectomy with reconstructive surgery. One of the plastic surgeons we met with said, “You’ll never be happy with your breasts but you’ll be alive.” She chose a very different surgeon who told her he felt confident he could make her breasts she would feel good about. The nipples would have to be removed but he would spare the rest of the skin to use as a pouch to hold the implants. He would recreate nipples from folded skin. The night before the surgery I held her as she stood naked in front of the mirror and sobbed.

The plastic surgeon was right though. Now 18 months later she is completely healthy and very happy with her new breasts. She gets areolas tatooed on this fall. Her breasts feel great, look great, and she feels sexy and confident. Good plastic surgery made her recovery from a traumatic experience so much easier.

By: WIDEPART

WIDEPART — Sun, 22 Oct 2006 00:09:20 +0000

I shall not speak to the implants done to correct a physical deformaty. I have found that women who have had augmentation for reasons of vanity and the implants are well done,they boost that woman’s self esteem to such hights that it makes them more fun to be around….in most cases. If it makes you feel good - !better! and you can afford it and it is done properly, good luck to you. You may just become a happier woman.

By: Sean

Sean — Sat, 21 Oct 2006 20:48:57 +0000

I suppose, by definition, most of us do not prefer breasts which are the result of a ‘bad’ boob job. Afterall, that’s why we call it ‘bad’.. right? It’s not a deep thought there.

Or, was it your point, that you don’t like those really, really, hyper-sized boobs.. and only IF you think they are not real? ( I lean that way too. Guilty. )

Is it the entire concept of alteration that’s bugging you? Or, the proportions?

And, I’m curious, what’s your feeling about boobs that hav e been obviously reduced? It happens. Surely even among the adult entertainers. Maybe it’s never obvious though?

By: D

Sat, 21 Oct 2006 20:38:19 +0000

Shouldn’t a distinction be made between correcting one of nature’s mistakes (grossly mismatched boob sizes) and getting themjust because our society values atomic warhead-sized mammaries? I understand getting implants in the first instance, but in the second case I think that comes uncomfortably close to girls starving themselves to be thin.

By: The Right Reverend Rabbi Judah

The Right Reverend Rabbi Judah — Sat, 21 Oct 2006 19:47:46 +0000

For whatever it’s worth, the Lord & Savior has weighed in heavily in favor of fake boobs, not just once, but twice:

In Northern Israel, a woman was saved from certain death when her implants stopped the shrapnel of a Hezbollah missile from penetrating her heart.

And in Bulgaria, a woman totalled both her car and the one she crashed into, but walked away unscathed when her implants functioned as airbags. Well, unscathed that is, except for the implants. They had to be replaced.

The Rev

By: Bacchus

Bacchus — Sat, 21 Oct 2006 16:02:31 +0000

CG, thanks for understanding — I seem to have been having epic failures to communicate in some of my blogging lately.

Good luck not hugging too tight, I’m not one of those six-inch-rule huggers.

Your comment raised another point that I hadn’t fully considered. It’s possible that good boob jobs are like smart criminals. We all assume that criminals are stupid, because the jails and the evening news are full of stupid criminals. The smart ones, of course, don’t get detected or caught. Porn and the tabloids are full of bad fake boobs, likewise, but we’re hardly going to notice the good fake boobs as being fake, now are we?