November 11th, 2006 -- by Bacchus
Sneak-Attack Blowjobs
From Sexoteric:
My sister and I were discussing the male species when she claimed she’d discovered a universal truth: Go down on a guy when he least expects it and he’ll worship you for weeks. To test her theory, I ambushed my man with an unsolicited BJ while we were in my entryway after returning from a vacation together. The surprise of it drove him completely crazy. He was a puppy dog for the next month, even after going back to work, which usually makes him cranky. Now I give him an out-of-nowhere hummer every few weeks, and I swear our relationship’s better because of it!”
— Sara, 24, social worker
Note: ErosBlog does not endorse puppy dog behavior in men. On the other hand, sisters sharing sex tips gets two satyrs up!
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I have had a recurring dream (9 or 10 times over several years) about my wife giving me an “unexpected” blow job in the bathroom after a shower. I even told her about the dream after the 2nd or 3rd time, but much to my disappointment, she has never acted it out. Now I have to figure out a to slip her this universal truth…
Men are so easy. It’s stupefying how few women are willing to invest a little time for such large returns in docility and cooperation. Easier than leash training.
That sounds like a fantastic idea. I’ll have to add that to my to-do list.
I give my girlfriend’s husband the occasional unexpected blowjob. I love to hear him complement me on how much BETTER I’ve gotten…
This doesn’t always work. I’ll offer my bf a bj now and then and he almost always turns them down.
Talk about the perfect truth, it should be a required class for all women. It would make the world such a nicer place.
I have to agree with Taeiym. *sigh*
I totally approve of spontaneous sex, and honey catches way more flies than vinegar! My ex-wife never learned this, and tried nagging for year after year to get her way. Her other technique was to cut me off. I was totally uninspired to do anything for her by this behavior, and well, like I said, she’s now my EX-wife. Now I’m putty in the hands of a sex-positive woman.
Re taeiym & Melody:
IMHO: it just goes to show that God,(no matter what your version of ‘God’ is), or Cupid or whoever is in charge of such things, has a sense of humor and or a mean side.
-4 billion men in the world that would love that and you end up with one of the ten that doesn’t.
-The great majority of women would not WANT to do that but two of the few that WOULD end up with guys that don’t want it.
Brilliant Donkey, I agree wholeheartedly with your comment about the cruel ironies, but I’d like to stick an oar in regarding your fractions.
Something I’ve learned in four years of sex blogging, from reading a lot of women-written blogs, is that women with more libido (greater sexual interest, more sexual adventurousness, however you want to put it) than their men are a lot more common than we men tend to suspect.
Frustrated men tend to complain about it. The whole “my wife is frigid” (to go back to brutal 1950s terminalogy) schtick is almost expected, and men will trot it out without too much provocation. For some reason, the obvious if unfair rejoinder (“Geez, you must suck in bed”) is not the first response they get from their fellow men; instead, they get sympathy (“Yeah, that happens a lot, man, don’t it suck?”)
Women in the converse situation (“my guy is disinterested, turns me down”) often seem to feel that there’s something wrong with them. It’s as if they fear the “Geez, you must suck in bed” response, or worry that it’s true. So, before sex blogs, it was rare to hear from such women. And even now, I’m starting to think this problem is underreported.
Bottom line: there’s a lot of sexual mismatch going on out there, and it can run in both directions. I still think there are more sexually frustrated men than there are sexually frustrated women — lots more — but as the comment thread here indicates, it’s not as one-sided as many men suspect.
count me among the sexually frustrated! my x was a great lover until we had a child together, and then… sex became painfully routine and one-sided. i hope some day i happily surprise some guy with what i can and also am willing/eager to do. i’m hoping he’ll be the kind of guy with a libido to match mine. soon would be nice…
I can confirm that this is a really big turn-on. My wife does this once in a blue moon and it really gets me going. Unfortunately, it seems that we do the ‘routine’ – same things, same order – every time so there’s no surprises. Taeiym and Melody are every guys (especially husband’s) dream girl, but it seems like this isn’t what happens as relationships mature, age, and evolve. My wife’s even suggested that I try to find a ‘hussie on the side’, but I’m not comfortable with that idea since I think it would ultimately weaken our relationship. It would be great if we could all find a happy medium for the maximum satisfaction of all the men and women out there.
Bacchus:
Very good points. Three commentors out of 12 being women and agreeing with your point seems to(while being a very small sampling)to suggest you are on to something.
BD
Men are pretty much an open book as far as keeping them happy. It just takes a little effort on our partner’s end and we are on cloud nine for days.
Before we were married my wife gave me a sneak attack BJ. Since then there have been many sexual adventures — we both are satisfied — but that elusive sneak attack BJ has yet to re-appear. We have lots of sex, lots of oral sex,too but that first BJ has not been matched. Needless to say I am happy and always hoping for that sneak attack. It was pure joy.
What about a sneak-attack on snatch? Do women find that sexy?
yes please.
Longing, I dunno what women find sexy. But I know a lot of women who don’t find the word “snatch” to be a sexy word.