Comments on: I For One Welcome Our New Sex Robot Overlords

By: m.

m. — Mon, 26 Feb 2007 15:52:47 +0000

i dunno about the tongue-saw, but the vacu-bed (what she’s enclosed in) is AWESOME! and i’ve been in one. *BEAMS!*

i had the wonderful opportunity to experience one this weekend. our local latex-lover has his own (made of pvc pipe with holes drilled in, a vacuum cleaner, and latex sheets) and he did a demo at our local group. it is SO cool! it’s totally enclosing, and you can move, except you cant! you can kinda flex and stuff, but you’re totally not going anywhere!

this is really a neat toy, espescially for anyone into sensory dep or mummification. you can’t hear anything except the vacuum, you can’t see, you can’t move, you can’t breathe except through your tube, but the whole world just .. melts away. you can feel through the rubber, but you dont’ know what’s doing it. everything is pressing in on you. consistently, uniformly… but gently, gently… it’s really neat.

it’s an amazingly disconnected and constricted feeling at the same time.

good pic!

By: Amethyst

Amethyst — Sun, 25 Feb 2007 08:12:35 +0000

I am a big fan of the “freebies” on the fucking machines sites. Have to say I have never seen anything like this, must be one more to chalk up to the BDSM fans out there, but not for me!!!

By: MinisterPhobia

MinisterPhobia — Sun, 25 Feb 2007 06:40:37 +0000

I’ve never been much of a latex fan, but, I must say that that “bed” has me more interested than any other piece of latex has ever done.

Thank you Bacchus for expanding my kinkiness once again!

By: Dr.Whiplash

Dr.Whiplash — Sat, 24 Feb 2007 09:33:50 +0000

Yes, our sex-bot future is upon us, but you’ve gotta miss the good ol’ college days when you could take a girl out to the garage and wait for her to ask why your bicycle’s rear end was propped up in the air by a fixture made of plumbing pipes, and why you had seventeen pairs of kid leather gloves attached radially around the circumference of the wheel rim…

By: Lynch

Lynch — Sat, 24 Feb 2007 02:11:22 +0000

For those interested, several of the Fucking Machines, including the tongue machine, made an appearance (being used on models from the site) on the Howard Stern Show in 2006. The segment was also featured on Stern’s on-demand service, Howard TV; YouTube used to have clips available, but there’ve been some crackdowns since then. You may still find references out there.

By: Joe

Joe — Fri, 23 Feb 2007 22:00:55 +0000

Sigh! If only I could get pictures of Dee being worked by some of those machines. If I were a KitchenAid, I’d definitely want to come back in a second life as a Fucking Machine!

Joe

By: Just one guy

Just one guy — Fri, 23 Feb 2007 18:26:00 +0000

There was an interesting machine a bit like that in the movie Barbarella, starring Jane Fonda.