March 1st, 2007 -- by Bacchus
Wifely Liberties, Taken Too Far
From a letter to Esquire Magazine, this sound advice:
Never let your wife shave your balls when she has the hiccups.
I’m on board with that.
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Saves a trip to the doctor and no more condoms… sounds good
I would like to add to this:
While your wife/significant other is shaving your balls, please don’t make her laugh. And if you do make her giggle, don’t blame her for the consequences.
I’m pretty sure just holding on to the hair on my balls is the best plan of all
I think this Is related: My wife asked me once If she could shave me with a strait razor (my face) I told her NO, she asked why? I told her I wouldn’t shave me with a strait razor.
For the same SAFETY resons I told her she couldn’t have ANY cast Iron cookware OR rolling pins of any kind again she asked why, I told her I didn’t want to get hit with them.
HER ” What do you think you’d do to make me hit you with them?”
ME “I don’t EVER want to have to find out”