Pussy Foot
Has anybody stopped to marvel, lately, at what a wonderful world it has become for folks with numerically minor fetishes? There’s the internet for finding and meeting (and fucking) kindred souls, there’s a growing “whatever floats your boat” sentiment among civilized people, and there’s a robust world economy for sex toys of every description.
And boy, when I say every description, I’m not kidding. The latest sex miracle in silicone is … well, let’s go to the visual, or you won’t believe me.
Behold!
Ladies and gentlemen, you are looking at the SiFeet Pussy Foot. [2012 update: Sadly the Pussy Foot is no longer sold. But be ye not forlorn! There’s always the Cyberskin Foot Job Stroker or the Belladonna Foot Soldiers.]
The marketing text is like a syllabus for aspiring foot fetish marketers, fascinating therefore in its own right:
The SiFeet Pussy Foot is the ultimate fantasy sex toy for foot fetishists. This size 6, 100% silicone foot is cast in pure silicone from a real life actual, beautiful female foot. In the sole of this lovely foot is a fully functional and totally fuckable silicone vagina.
This pure silicone foot is soft, smooth, and incredibly sexy. The toes are decorated with acrylic toenails painted glossy pink, making the Pussy Foot seem even more real.
From the toes to the heel and ankle, great time and effort has been taken to insure that the Pussy Foot seems real.
The feature that makes the Pussy Foot even better than an actual foot is the pussy located on the sole of the foot. You can passionately fuck the foot in a way you’ve never been able to before. It is the perfect combination of foot and vagina.
From the toe to heel the pussy foot is 9″ long. The ankle has a 2½” diameter. The distance from the entrance in the vagina to the exit-hole at the top of the ankle is 6½”.
Anyone who appreciates beautifully sexy feet should love the Pussy Foot. This silicone foot is terrific for massaging and erotic rubbing as well as for having hot sex with it.
This silicone sex toy is also a convenient practice tool for preparing to get hot and kinky with actual feet. You are sure to have your technique down to a science when you train with the Pussy Foot.
The silicone SiFeet Pussy Foot cleans easily with soap and warm water or After Glow Toy Wipes.
The SiFeet Pussy Foot is available in a left or a right, sold separately.
If you were looking for “the perfect combination of foot and vagina”, well, now you’ve found it. But it’s the last line, in bold text, that gets me. Left foot or right? Or do you want to collect the whole set?
Let the implications of that photo sink in for a moment.
I’m not going to pussyfoot around, here. (Face it, you knew you weren’t getting out of this blog post until I’d made that pun.) The pussy foot comes in left foot and right foot? Why in all the Stygian depths would someone care whether they are boning a silicone vagina in a left foot, instead of a right one? “No, no, it has to be a left foot, or it’s no good!”
But, in the end, that’s the point. It doesn’t matter why. With fetishes, there usually isn’t a good why. What matters is, if you’ve got a thing for slipping it to a pretty left foot, we live in a world where you can get one, with just a little help from your buddy Benjamin. Don’t let anybody tell you that’s not an excellent world to be living in.
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Hallelujah, Bacchus. That’s fucking beautiful. And I’m not a foot fetishist. I just agree with you 100% on the “great time to be alive” sentiments.
The feet really do look lovely, but every time I look at the view of the sole, I start imagining my own foot with a pussy in it, and they I start feeling all wonky…
I wish you’d posted the picture of the foot being penetrated, though.
Aag, the reason I didn’t post that picture is because I have a color vision problem. That dildo with the funky surface texturing they used, I don’t know what color it’s supposed to be, but to me? It’s brown.
Turd brown.
I love you all, but I have my limits. For my own sanity, I’m not posting a picture on my blog of a rigid turd penetrating a pussy that’s in a foot. “Bzzzt, vweeep, grztphtph…this droid has exceeded its operational tolerances and is shutting down for maintenance.”
It is brown, kind of caramel-brown.
And yeah, I couldn’t figure it out at first either.
I’d love to know how many of them have sold.
But hey, while you were there, did you see this: Virgin V-String Vagina Prosthesis?
There’s something oddly appealing about this. Probably the fact that somebody has gone and invented it, just ’cause they wanted to.
Er, no. No I hadn’t.
That’s one of those products where, if you want it, you probably want it real bad.
when i first saw the SiFoot it was kind of scary, but it makes me giggle.
I’m bizarrely reminded of the image of the mouse with the human ear growing on its back. :)
it’s kind of like she trod on something sharp, and instead of healing, a vagina formed there instead. creepy.
Just when you think you’ve seen it all.
I’m rather open to fetishes, but that’s a seriously creepy looking foot.
That virgin prostethic though… that’s priceless. But what exactly does the man do with his appendage when he’s the one wearing it?? It’s not like he can just take it off for the night so he can wear his ‘vagina’.
The little puckered butthole is cute, isn’t it? ;)
The whole ‘fake pussy’ thing puzzles me. I mean, where the fun it fucking something that can’t scream?
These things just look like corpse parts. Which, I guess, is kinda cool as extreme fetishes go, but I can’t say I’m feelin’ the love for it myself.
Now Thing has a love object ;-).
I have to agree with Karl Elvis, they DO look like they were ripped off a dead woman. It creeps me out. It also creeps me out to see a random vagina in the bottom of a foot. It makes my feet think of walking around with little vaginas on them.
But, you know, if you happen to be a closet necrophiliac AND a foot fetishist, this is for you.
Strangely enough, the Left foot actually far outsells the Right. Go figure!
Juli Crockett
Director of Marketing
Stockroom.com
My first thought was “Well, duh, I’ll betcha the Left is preselected in the drop-down menu, and gets sold to all the people who don’t care which foot.”
But no, I see that the right foot is pre-selected, meaning the left-foot buyers are taking an affirmative step to pursue their majoritarian preferences. Wow.
Disturbing on so many levels.
Somewhere tonight, someone’s Hokey Pokey fantasies are being fulfilled.
I am such a klutz. Me and my two left feet!