Comments on: An Apology For All The Horny Teenage Guys I Dissed

By: Nobody

Nobody — Mon, 19 Nov 2007 00:33:13 +0000

My fiancee just turned 26. She has spent two years lamenting the loss of her ability to wildly abandon the world and do her own thing. She’s now mature enough to know what adult life is like. So, I dropped the bomb on her, “Wait until you’re in your 30s.”
“I don’t even want to think about it,” she said.

“I promise you’ll never need it, but there is a conspiracy between thirty-something women and teenaged boys.” And with that she stared at me in wonder.

“Yes, the mature but gently sagging flesh with kind wrinkles around the eyes and a genteel smile cover a veritable succubus. These women, colloquially called Cougars, MILFs, etc. They are at the peak of their sex drive. They often are professional women with houses, cars, jobs – something which their teenaged lover has not. While men are accustomed to giving their best work for the first performance, so are these mature women. In short, there are a lot of really horny mature women. And, you can go sleep at her place for the weekend and tell your parents that you’re going to your friend’s house.”

“No, way.” She claimed.

“Yes, way. They’re the women who educated me. You can spend all weekend at her house going at it ‘hammer and tongs,’ and then she’ll buy you a latte before she drops you off at school before her long boring day of work. I’m fairly certain those women are very sexually active and have trained generations of men.”

By: Distracted

Distracted — Mon, 12 Nov 2007 20:27:31 +0000

This post and it’s responses make me soooo gleefully happy. I have thought recently that I was losing my mind. As an almost 40, happily-partnered lesbian, my sudden crushes on male porn stars and constant urge to grope anything in jeans had me a little on edge. I think I’ll just relax and enjoy knowing I’m in good company.

By: Avatar

Avatar — Mon, 12 Nov 2007 18:39:52 +0000

Aphrodite – want to come to Alaska…round out that road trip to remember? ;-) My girlfriend is mid-late 30s and I’m early to mid 30s and we both always have sex on the mind. If we’re not fondling and petting, we’ve got to be at least touching (having to be away from each other for work is tough!). I sincerely hope this lasts through our 50s! Good luck and hope you find someone (or someoneS) to play with that understands your needs.

By: Aphrodite

Aphrodite — Mon, 12 Nov 2007 03:16:45 +0000

O.M.G. This is going to go on until I’m in my fifties? Thinking about that, it gives me a clue to my mother’s grouchiness too, maybe.

You guys are sweet too, volunteering to help me! Wouldn’t that make a road trip to remember?

By: hamadryad

hamadryad — Sun, 11 Nov 2007 19:37:38 +0000

Dr.Whiplash, I was interested in your comment. Mostly because it acknowledged a physiological cause (change in hormone ratios) as well as emotional or mental even though it seemed to imply that it was more about the non-physical reasons–it had an all (or at least mostly) in their heads vibe to me. One of the ideas that struck me as off was: I don’t necessarily think that men are suddenly better in bed because of experience–judging from the comments of my long-married friends (I wouldn’t know how to evaluate the single ones or newly partnered–different guys, different sex). The husbands that were “penile centric” still are & their wives are still taking care of business themselves or frustrated or cheating only more so. Generally, the guys who were great in bed got better & the ones who were selfish stayed selfish but their ladies now get off in spite of them. The women I know all seem to care more about how (attitude) he does what he does, not just what he does. For me it’s the physical stuff that is driving me nuts. The waking up aroused, sometimes several times, in the night. DH has always had the ability to make me follow him around like a bitch in heat So while he’s learned some new tricks, he’s always been orgasmic for me, it’s not like he suddenly improved. It’s the sudden physical arousal in response to visual stimulus or smell instead of needing a physical touch. It’s the fact that now when I orgasm (even 3 or 4 times in a row), I might not necessarily be done, whereas before any orgasm strong enough to make me scream & gush pretty much put me to sleep. And the fact that most mornings whether I got laid or not the night before, I still want it again. And that sometimes those earthshaking night befores are what wakes me up early wanting more. Since when does satiation lead to more desire?

By: SydneyGal

SydneyGal — Sun, 11 Nov 2007 05:39:16 +0000

Totally with you on this one Aphrodite. When I’m sitting on the morning bus fantasising about one or all of the guys there, I know how those teenage boys felt.

I just had a bit of a Sunday-afternoon nap and woke up in an almost-orgasmic dream. Had to finish it off, of course. In my 20′s this would never have happened, much too inhibited, but since discovering my sexuality at the age of 32 I’ve been unstoppable.

All hail the 30′s!

By: the Real Roxanne

the Real Roxanne — Sun, 11 Nov 2007 04:13:14 +0000

I would like to tell you that thing will taper off, calm down and get “better” as you get older.

However, I am55 and I can’t get enough. When I am not doing it, I am thinking about doing it. And when I see a good looking man, about five minutes later I can tell you about his package, but can’t remember his face.

Enjoy!