Comments on: Stripper Problems http://www.erosblog.com/2007/11/29/stripper-problems/ Sex Blogging, Gratuitous Nudity, Kinky Sex, Sundry Sensuality Sat, 30 Aug 2008 01:53:32 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.0 by: Bacchus http://www.erosblog.com/2007/11/29/stripper-problems/#comment-41644 Fri, 30 Nov 2007 16:56:15 +0000 http://www.erosblog.com/2007/11/29/stripper-problems/#comment-41644 It's worth pointing out that currency in general is the most unsanitary item that most of us handle on a daily basis. Frankly, "stripper money" doesn't strike me as likely to be any worse than the bills as found in daily use. Have you seen the typical man's twenty-year-old, sweat-stained, cracking, trash-filled leather wallet? Have you sniffed it? I'm sure it smells like stale ass. Women generally, and strippers in particular I would hope and imagine, keep their "clefts and crannies" cleaner and fresher than that. It’s worth pointing out that currency in general is the most unsanitary item that most of us handle on a daily basis. Frankly, “stripper money” doesn’t strike me as likely to be any worse than the bills as found in daily use. Have you seen the typical man’s twenty-year-old, sweat-stained, cracking, trash-filled leather wallet? Have you sniffed it? I’m sure it smells like stale ass. Women generally, and strippers in particular I would hope and imagine, keep their “clefts and crannies” cleaner and fresher than that.

]]> by: Dr.Whiplash http://www.erosblog.com/2007/11/29/stripper-problems/#comment-41635 Fri, 30 Nov 2007 13:11:01 +0000 http://www.erosblog.com/2007/11/29/stripper-problems/#comment-41635 After reading ams199's comment, two things occurred to me that made me chuckle: 1.) This explains why the woman at work wouldn't take my $3 for the office wide pizza party until after the party. (I had offered it when I arrived, which was shortly after the pizza, and someone drew me aside in confidence to explain to me that she was known to dislike handling bills, and always had to THOROUGHLY wash her hands after touching currency...) 2.) I'm sure that had they known, somewhere out there are numerous individuals who would have jumped at the chance to offer to swap $5 bills for every $1 bill that had previously been tucked into some attractive stripper's "various clefts and crannies"... After reading ams199’s comment, two things occurred to me that made me chuckle:
1.) This explains why the woman at work wouldn’t take my $3 for the office wide pizza party until after the party.
(I had offered it when I arrived, which was shortly after the pizza, and someone drew me aside in confidence to explain to me that she was known to dislike handling bills, and always had to THOROUGHLY wash her hands after touching currency…)
2.) I’m sure that had they known, somewhere out there are numerous individuals who would have jumped at the chance to offer to swap $5 bills for every $1 bill that had previously been tucked into some attractive stripper’s “various clefts and crannies”…

]]> by: Hobo Stripper http://www.erosblog.com/2007/11/29/stripper-problems/#comment-41617 Thu, 29 Nov 2007 23:23:50 +0000 http://www.erosblog.com/2007/11/29/stripper-problems/#comment-41617 Well, many bartenders will change them, and some clubs do need the ones. Other clubs don't want to waste the bartenders time trading in ones for a gazillion strippers. Well, many bartenders will change them, and some clubs do need the ones. Other clubs don’t want to waste the bartenders time trading in ones for a gazillion strippers.

]]> by: Peter grimm http://www.erosblog.com/2007/11/29/stripper-problems/#comment-41615 Thu, 29 Nov 2007 22:26:21 +0000 http://www.erosblog.com/2007/11/29/stripper-problems/#comment-41615 You mean the bar/nightclub does not need the ones to make change at the bar for all the cheap-skates still sticking one dollar bills in various clefts and crannies in this world of $3 buck gasoline???? I would have thought the joint would want them for the next shift.... Course up here in Canada the smallest paper bill is a fiver so either the girls are being fed like the slots, they get a lot fewer bills, or something... You mean the bar/nightclub does not need the ones to make change at the bar for all the cheap-skates still sticking one dollar bills in various clefts and crannies in this world of $3 buck gasoline???? I would have thought the joint would want them for the next shift….

Course up here in Canada the smallest paper bill is a fiver so either the girls are being fed like the slots, they get a lot fewer bills, or something…

]]> by: ams199 http://www.erosblog.com/2007/11/29/stripper-problems/#comment-41612 Thu, 29 Nov 2007 20:53:29 +0000 http://www.erosblog.com/2007/11/29/stripper-problems/#comment-41612 A friend of mine who is head teller at a bank told me a stripper story once. These 2 good looking girls came in and handed over about $2000 in one dollar bills to cash in. However, as he flipped through the bills to face them, all kinds of little hairs came out and fell all over the counter. There was also some unidentifiable sticky stuff on some of the bills. After they cashed them out and the girls left, they put the money in the vault. He told me it sat there for a couple of years because no one wanted to touch it. A friend of mine who is head teller at a bank told me a stripper story once. These 2 good looking girls came in and handed over about $2000 in one dollar bills to cash in. However, as he flipped through the bills to face them, all kinds of little hairs came out and fell all over the counter. There was also some unidentifiable sticky stuff on some of the bills. After they cashed them out and the girls left, they put the money in the vault. He told me it sat there for a couple of years because no one wanted to touch it.

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