Comments on: Duck Penis http://www.erosblog.com/2008/02/26/duck-penis/ Sex Blogging, Gratuitous Nudity, Kinky Sex, Sundry Sensuality Fri, 9 Jan 2009 01:12:11 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6.1 By: Bacchus http://www.erosblog.com/2008/02/26/duck-penis/#comment-60980 Bacchus Sat, 08 Mar 2008 20:50:16 +0000 http://www.erosblog.com/2008/02/27/duck-penis/#comment-60980 Yowza! Yowza!

]]> By: Vinnie Tesla http://www.erosblog.com/2008/02/26/duck-penis/#comment-60966 Vinnie Tesla Sat, 08 Mar 2008 17:21:00 +0000 http://www.erosblog.com/2008/02/27/duck-penis/#comment-60966 Turns out <a href="http://www.abc.net.au/science/news/enviro/EnviroRepublish_366856.htm" rel="nofollow">real duck penis</a> isn't necessarily all that much less scary. Turns out real duck penis isn’t necessarily all that much less scary.

]]> By: Dr.Whiplash http://www.erosblog.com/2008/02/26/duck-penis/#comment-60224 Dr.Whiplash Sat, 01 Mar 2008 03:03:53 +0000 http://www.erosblog.com/2008/02/27/duck-penis/#comment-60224 I still can't find it, but Bacchus I swear bearded clam was not only on the menu, but I had some! (And you would not have believed the resemblance to the female anatomy...). A Google search did turn up THIS interesting item though. Apparently there is also a white geoduck called an "elephant's trunk" or shiromirugai (shiromiru for short), also known as namigai. Variously shown here: http://www.pref.aichi.jp/shokuhinkensa/z_sakana/photo/namigai.jpg http://www.pref.kagawa.jp/suisan/html/suisan/kagawanosakana/mirugai/namigai/namigai_thumb1.jpg http://www.zukan-bouz.com/nimaigai/heterodonta/oonogai/namigai.html I still can’t find it, but Bacchus I swear bearded clam was not only on the menu, but I had some! (And you would not have believed the resemblance to the female anatomy…). A Google search did turn up THIS interesting item though. Apparently there is also a white geoduck called an “elephant’s trunk” or shiromirugai (shiromiru for short), also known as namigai. Variously shown here:
http://www.pref.aichi.jp/shokuhinkensa/z_sakana/photo/namigai.jpg
http://www.pref.kagawa.jp/suisan/html/suisan/kagawanosakana/mirugai/namigai/namigai_thumb1.jpg
http://www.zukan-bouz.com/nimaigai/heterodonta/oonogai/namigai.html

]]> By: Escotch http://www.erosblog.com/2008/02/26/duck-penis/#comment-60091 Escotch Thu, 28 Feb 2008 22:53:18 +0000 http://www.erosblog.com/2008/02/27/duck-penis/#comment-60091 My alma mater, The Evergreen State College in Olympia, WA, has the geoduck as its mascot (which just goes to show how seriously they take competitive sports). The "Geoduck Fight Song" is not to be missed: http://www.evergreen.edu/athletics/geoduck.htm My alma mater, The Evergreen State College in Olympia, WA, has the geoduck as its mascot (which just goes to show how seriously they take competitive sports). The “Geoduck Fight Song” is not to be missed:

http://www.evergreen.edu/athletics/geoduck.htm

]]> By: D http://www.erosblog.com/2008/02/26/duck-penis/#comment-60035 D Thu, 28 Feb 2008 09:09:54 +0000 http://www.erosblog.com/2008/02/27/duck-penis/#comment-60035 I saw this picture in the Weekly World News. Some scientist inserted the DNA of John Holmes into Donald Duck. Honest. I saw this picture in the Weekly World News.
Some scientist inserted the DNA of John Holmes
into Donald Duck.

Honest.

]]> By: Natty http://www.erosblog.com/2008/02/26/duck-penis/#comment-59997 Natty Wed, 27 Feb 2008 23:21:44 +0000 http://www.erosblog.com/2008/02/27/duck-penis/#comment-59997 Oh my. It really does look like a giant duck penis. Sometimes I think Mother Nature has a rather adolescent sense of humor. Not that there's anything wrong with that. I mean, I think farts will always make me laugh. Oh my. It really does look like a giant duck penis.

Sometimes I think Mother Nature has a rather adolescent sense of humor. Not that there’s anything wrong with that. I mean, I think farts will always make me laugh.

]]> By: Bacchus http://www.erosblog.com/2008/02/26/duck-penis/#comment-59991 Bacchus Wed, 27 Feb 2008 22:18:15 +0000 http://www.erosblog.com/2008/02/27/duck-penis/#comment-59991 Google is probably your friend -- I didn't know "bearded clam" was anything but derogatory slang for a vagina. Google is probably your friend — I didn’t know “bearded clam” was anything but derogatory slang for a vagina.

]]> By: Dr.Whiplash http://www.erosblog.com/2008/02/26/duck-penis/#comment-59987 Dr.Whiplash Wed, 27 Feb 2008 21:48:53 +0000 http://www.erosblog.com/2008/02/27/duck-penis/#comment-59987 I should have known Bacchus would have a photo at the ready... I don't suppose you can dig up (no pun intended) a photo of the elusive bearded clam... Or maybe one of your readers knows of one? I should have known Bacchus would have a photo at the ready…

I don’t suppose you can dig up (no pun intended) a photo of the elusive bearded clam…

Or maybe one of your readers knows of one?

]]> By: Bacchus http://www.erosblog.com/2008/02/26/duck-penis/#comment-59986 Bacchus Wed, 27 Feb 2008 21:35:46 +0000 http://www.erosblog.com/2008/02/27/duck-penis/#comment-59986 Do a <i>web search</i>? <a href="http://www.erosblog.com/2004/06/14/penis-in-a-jar/" title="penis of Rasputin in a jar" rel="nofollow">We don't need no stinkin' websearch!</a> Do a web search? We don’t need no stinkin’ websearch!

]]> By: Dr.Whiplash http://www.erosblog.com/2008/02/26/duck-penis/#comment-59984 Dr.Whiplash Wed, 27 Feb 2008 21:15:13 +0000 http://www.erosblog.com/2008/02/27/duck-penis/#comment-59984 I've never had Geoduck (pronounced "gooey-duck" I understand) but I once ate several bearded clam off of the mouth of the Chesapeake Bay. (No one believes me when I tell them what THEY look like, and I can't even find a photo to prove it...) However if you do a web search for a photo of the formaldehyde jar that the Russians claim holds Rasputin's severed pickled penis, I swear it looks more to me like a goiduck (alternate spelling...). They say the meaty shaft can reach up to six feet in length, and is prized as a savory delicacy in certain parts of Asia. I chuckled to myself when I read that they survived by "sucking plankton and algae". It made them sound like some sort of bottom-feeding gigolo. I’ve never had Geoduck (pronounced “gooey-duck” I understand) but I once ate several bearded clam off of the mouth of the Chesapeake Bay. (No one believes me when I tell them what THEY look like, and I can’t even find a photo to prove it…)

However if you do a web search for a photo of the formaldehyde jar that the Russians claim holds Rasputin’s severed pickled penis, I swear it looks more to me like a goiduck (alternate spelling…).

They say the meaty shaft can reach up to six feet in length, and is prized as a savory delicacy in certain parts of Asia.

I chuckled to myself when I read that they survived by “sucking plankton and algae”. It made them sound like some sort of bottom-feeding gigolo.

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