Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the commercial backlash against shaved keyholes:

a little mink for your key hole

The marketing prose reads:

Now! It can have fur around it!

Tired of groping under a darkened dashboard, trying to find that elusive ignition lock? With this genuine mink keyhole cover, you can find it in a flash, every time! Made from the same precious skins used in $5,000 fur coats… it’s sure to dress up the interior of any car.

All righty, then.

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