Comments on: Make Your Own Girlfriend http://www.erosblog.com/2008/04/09/make-your-own-girlfriend/ Sex Blogging, Gratuitous Nudity, Kinky Sex, Sundry Sensuality Thu, 20 Nov 2008 14:49:20 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6.1 By: The Shy Girl http://www.erosblog.com/2008/04/09/make-your-own-girlfriend/#comment-66893 The Shy Girl Wed, 30 Apr 2008 15:18:01 +0000 http://www.erosblog.com/2008/04/09/make-your-own-girlfriend/#comment-66893 Pinocchio talks to Gepetto: - Daddy my dick is all jagged and crooked so I have no success with girls. - You know, my son, I didn’t care too much about that detail, but that should not be a problem. Go to the shop, take a sandpaper and fix it. After some time, Gepetto asks Pinocchio: - Well, did you resolve the problem with the girls? - Daddy, since I got the sandpaper who needs the girls anymore. Pinocchio talks to Gepetto:
- Daddy my dick is all jagged and crooked so I have no success with girls.
- You know, my son, I didn’t care too much about that detail, but that should not be a problem. Go to the shop, take a sandpaper and fix it.
After some time, Gepetto asks Pinocchio:
- Well, did you resolve the problem with the girls?
- Daddy, since I got the sandpaper who needs the girls anymore.

]]> By: The Shy Girl http://www.erosblog.com/2008/04/09/make-your-own-girlfriend/#comment-64512 The Shy Girl Sat, 12 Apr 2008 21:45:54 +0000 http://www.erosblog.com/2008/04/09/make-your-own-girlfriend/#comment-64512 I like the way his nose is becoming all red and excited - great analogy without having to be actually pornographic - clever. I like the way his nose is becoming all red and excited - great analogy without having to be actually pornographic - clever.

]]> By: Dr.Whiplash http://www.erosblog.com/2008/04/09/make-your-own-girlfriend/#comment-64286 Dr.Whiplash Fri, 11 Apr 2008 11:18:55 +0000 http://www.erosblog.com/2008/04/09/make-your-own-girlfriend/#comment-64286 I reckon, without fail, she always gave him "wood"... I reckon, without fail, she always gave him “wood”…

]]> By: Bacchus http://www.erosblog.com/2008/04/09/make-your-own-girlfriend/#comment-64192 Bacchus Thu, 10 Apr 2008 21:41:23 +0000 http://www.erosblog.com/2008/04/09/make-your-own-girlfriend/#comment-64192 Shiloh, if you're going to be pedantic on the internet, it helps to be accurate, yes? So, who said the word "carve" that you put quotes around? {crickets} Yeah, that would be nobody. Sorry, no "I pointed out a mistake on the internets!" points for you. If this seems harsh, it's because I cannot imagine how your comment was intended to be a positive contribution. I said "chisel out", because, yeah, he's got a chisel in one hand and a mallet in the other. Standard tools for sculpting in wood. Shiloh, if you’re going to be pedantic on the internet, it helps to be accurate, yes?

So, who said the word “carve” that you put quotes around?

{crickets}

Yeah, that would be nobody. Sorry, no “I pointed out a mistake on the internets!” points for you.

If this seems harsh, it’s because I cannot imagine how your comment was intended to be a positive contribution.

I said “chisel out”, because, yeah, he’s got a chisel in one hand and a mallet in the other. Standard tools for sculpting in wood.

]]> By: shiloh http://www.erosblog.com/2008/04/09/make-your-own-girlfriend/#comment-64188 shiloh Thu, 10 Apr 2008 21:10:44 +0000 http://www.erosblog.com/2008/04/09/make-your-own-girlfriend/#comment-64188 he has a chisel in his hand. How did he "carve" her? he has a chisel in his hand. How did he “carve” her?

]]> By: ACorruptMind http://www.erosblog.com/2008/04/09/make-your-own-girlfriend/#comment-64158 ACorruptMind Thu, 10 Apr 2008 13:19:12 +0000 http://www.erosblog.com/2008/04/09/make-your-own-girlfriend/#comment-64158 That does make sense. Hahahaha, i remember when I first really got to surfing on the net and I found the "disney porn". Thought it was hilarious. That does make sense. Hahahaha, i remember when I first really got to surfing on the net and I found the “disney porn”. Thought it was hilarious.

]]> By: Jax http://www.erosblog.com/2008/04/09/make-your-own-girlfriend/#comment-64114 Jax Thu, 10 Apr 2008 00:39:10 +0000 http://www.erosblog.com/2008/04/09/make-your-own-girlfriend/#comment-64114 I like the one where Pinocchio has his head buried in a woman's crotch, and she's screaming "Lie to me!" I like the one where Pinocchio has his head buried in a woman’s crotch, and she’s screaming “Lie to me!”

]]> By: Mitsquana http://www.erosblog.com/2008/04/09/make-your-own-girlfriend/#comment-64100 Mitsquana Wed, 09 Apr 2008 21:19:19 +0000 http://www.erosblog.com/2008/04/09/make-your-own-girlfriend/#comment-64100 and the resulting friction causes them both to burst into flames. and the resulting friction causes them both to burst into flames.

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