Comments on: Meet Phil, The Biggest Douchebag On Fling

By: bitten

bitten — Wed, 18 Jun 2008 23:47:48 +0000

John Fitzgerald Page. Remember him? The jerk that insulted a woman on a match site & went on a tear, telling her how great he was? He’s become a meme for douchebag at sites like Fark.com.

Anyway, this sounds like him. Arrogant, concieted, desperate, and scum.

By: Bacchus

Bacchus — Wed, 11 Jun 2008 08:37:55 +0000

Some of the pickup artists out there (the guys who claim to have “systems” for it) talk about a technique called a “negative hit” for use in approaching super hot girls who get hit on all the time and are resistant to the usual flatteries. Basically it’s just a fancy phrase for teasing — minor insults delivered in an outrageous and funny way. Of course the guy who flubs the “funny” part just comes across as a major asshole…

By: Athena

Athena — Wed, 11 Jun 2008 07:42:31 +0000

If that is how pickup artists work, he kind of loses at it. On a second note, people who ask for calls during business hours are weird.

By: BigBorker

BigBorker — Tue, 10 Jun 2008 18:16:58 +0000

This guy must be working on his game, or maybe by ‘office’ he means ‘mental ward’.

By: hamadryad

hamadryad — Tue, 10 Jun 2008 05:39:47 +0000

He could also be worried that his mum will answer the upstairs phone before he could get the basement unit.

By: Darkneuro

Darkneuro — Tue, 10 Jun 2008 04:36:33 +0000

Reply in kind? “Hi, Phil. I find you pretentious, filled with yourself and not at all interesting. Go away or I shall taunt you a second time!”

By: Dr. Whiplash

Dr. Whiplash — Mon, 09 Jun 2008 17:30:23 +0000

Yeah, His main problem is that, “…the head that does not encapsulate the brain”, in HIS case, isn’t doing ENOUGH of the thinking. His big head is far too consumed with exacting vengeance on the poor gal who won’t respond. I think what we have here is the proverbial dirty-old-man. I’d gamble on you having hit the nail squarely on the head about him being married (no calls after 6 p.m.), and I’d say much older than his quarry(”…I have had many more years of ‘writing’ and being intellectual than you”). He’s the kind of clueless guy office women band together to construct ads for as bait, so they can laugh about his inept and frustrated correspondence every morning over at the office water cooler…