May 14th, 2009 -- by Bacchus
Rose’s Little Problem
Rose has a little problem. For some reason, whenever she goes out in the summertime, men keep buying her popsicles. And then watching her while she eats ’em.
She doesn’t understand why. And the hell of it is, she doesn’t even like popsicles all that much:
From here.
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I like . . . popsicles. or should I like to say I like to watch Rose licking a . . . popsicle. Please excuse me, I have to go and, well, stock up on popsicles.
I guess I should post a clarification, as I’ve had to delete a couple of condescending comments by literal-minded people who wanted to be sure I understand that in this photo, Rose is licking an anal toy.
Well, duh.
I can tell the difference between a popsicle and some silicone anal beads.
I often try to spin a little story out in prose when I post a picture. This sometimes involves a bit of whimsy or invention, even poetic license. Most of you have no trouble keeping up, for which I’m deeply appreciative.
But there’s one or two in every crowd…
To break it down for the slow: In this picture, she’s licking a sex toy. To emphasize my opinion that it’s a captivating sight, I shared an imaginative whimsy in which other (fictional) people follow her around and attempt to ply her with footstuffs to lick. So they can watch her lick them. Are we clear?
This reminds me of the infamous “Have You Got a Nickel?”, (which was perhaps more commonly known as “The Popsicle Twins”) act from the original Gong Show of the 1970’s.
Emcee Chuck Barris was getting tired of having some of the acts that he’d lined up, getting axed by the censores, so he’d throw in a few truly outrageous bogus (sacrificial) acts for them to feed on, hoping that some of the more clever acts would get passed. The only problem with this method was, this time one slipped through.
This “skit” consisted of two teens (variously said to be between fifteen and seventeen, depending on which source you believed…) skipping onto the stage and sitting on the floor crosslegged, in cut-off jeans and gym shorts, licking and sucking rather enthusiastically on two huge orange popsicles. The act made it through the two Eastern time zone showings, before being yanked for the two Western zones.
Alledgedly, the legendary incident led to the show’s eventual cancellation.