SW, WTF? (An ErosBleg)
A little while back, in the course of a post on the possibility that computer technology will soon make fantasy-to-image conversion easier and more satisfying, I mentioned a minor phenomenon I called “SW enthusiasm,” people interested in scenes or instances of women shrinking down to doll size or smaller, and even indulged in a bit of it myself, spinning out a whimsical piece of script in that vein.
Shortly after doing it, I recalled seeing a brief video clip that falls squarely into the SW enthusiasm thing. I recalled it as part of a video collection of some kind, and also that it was incredibly cheap, cheesy, and weird. I considered the possibility that it was some sort of fantasy that got turned into a pseudomemory, but on reflection that didn’t seem quite right, because my fantasies would surely have had better special effects, at least in my mind’s eye.
Well, it’s the glorious age of the Internet, which means that with a certain amount of head-scratching and Google searching and perhaps a small outlay of cash, you can sharpen up strange old memories. And so I did. The clip indeed exists. I saw it in a compilation called Bad Girls in the Movies. And it sure is cheap, cheesy, and weird. My best efforts at transcribing its script would go something like this:
INT. A CHEESY MAD SCIENCE LAB - DAY
GIRL SUBJECT is lying nude on a black-topped table. SUBJECT
#2 stands to one side, wearing what looks like a towel.
ANNOYING ROBOT stands at the head of the table, while
MOUSTACHE GUY stands guard in the background.
ANNOYING ROBOT
(turning from side to side)
Roger this! Roger this! Roger
this! Achieve!
(Note: At least, that's my best guess as to what Annoying
Robot is saying. The voice is processed to sound "roboty"
and isn't very clear.)
CLOSE-UP: MAD SCIENCE GIRL AT HER CONTROL PANEL
MAD SCIENCE GIRL flips several switches and pulls a lever.
CLOSE-UP: GIRL SUBJECT ON THE TABLE
A series of shots showing Girl Subject shrinking down to
about eight inches tall.
CLOSE-UP: MAD SCIENCE GIRL AT HER CONTROL PANEL
Mad Science Girl throws several more switches.
BACK TO SCENE
SUBJECT #3 is now standing next to the table, removing
something that looks like a hospital gown.
Mad Science Girl goes to the table and picks up the shrunken
Girl Subject.
(Note: In this shot "Girl Subject" is obviously a Barbie
Doll or similar sort of doll used as a prop.)
The lab door slides open and TOM comes in, carrying some
sort of futuristic-looking clipboard. He looks down at the
shrunken Girl Subject.
TOM
Not two more.
MAD SCIENCE GIRL
Hi, Tom.
TOM
Hey, careful there!
Tom takes Girl Subject into his hands.
TOM
Poor little things. Just for
making love.
CLOSE-UP: GIRL SUBJECT HELD IN TOM'S HAND
The lower half of Girl Subject's body is wrapped in Tom's
hand. Her hands are held up.
GIRL SUBJECT
This horny bitch dropped me!
BACK TO SCENE
ANNOYING ROBOT
Fornication without sanction!
Fornication without sanction!
Forni...
TOM
(cutting Annoying Robot off)
Don't you ever give anyone a break?
Annoying Robot salutes (?) Tom and leaves the Mad Lab.
(Script formatting created with Celtx.)
I can represent what happens here in some pictures, albeit of regrettably low quality.
The girl on the table.
The girl shrinking.
The girl being picked up by Mad Science Girl.
And being held by Tom.
What I’m still scratching my head about is where on earth is this oddity from? What’s the context here? What strange practice is Tom referring to about shrunken people being “just for making love?” Is this something that the SW enthusiasts of the world really ought to know about?
I would be delighted if anyone could tell me, hence the bleg. I have confidence that it is addressed to the readership best in the world for addressing questions of sexual weirdness.
And even if you can’t tell me, inventing your own movie into which this scene might somehow fit (so at least not every line of dialog seems like a bizarre non-sequitur) might also be a lot of fun.
Shorter URL for sharing: http://www.erosblog.com/?p=4206
Personally, I love the way a “robot” suit was manufactured from a motorcycle helmet, a striped sweater, and some scarves.
Charles Bukowski wrote some great poems featuring Barbie sized women.
@yclept
Really?
My horizons broaden every day…
I think the “just for making love” means that the girl made love (illicitly) and is therefore being punished.
Orifice spelunking?
@David
Intriguing thought! It did not occur to me, but it might be right.
I wonder if she plays the piano.
Looks like Cinderella 2000.
I rented this movie years ago, but I can’t remember the name It was a very cheesy low budget soft-porn based in a scifi future. In the excuse they had for a plot of the movie was the idea that the general population was prohibited from having sex, and offenders were punished by being sentenced to periods of time being shrunken. The pics you posted were from the one scene where this was being shown to actually happen. The robot was part of the agency that enforced this law and in a silly song and dance bit he bemoans that he can’t have sex with the line in the song “where do I plug it in?”. There was also a male part in the movie who was specifically authorized to have sex with women, and his job was to provide this service to the paying women, and if memory serves correctly, there was some kind of resistance group that was set on quashing this oppressive agency.
I was sad to see that they didn’t do more with the shrunken woman than carry her away after her shrinking (She seemed almost bored and disinterested with he idea of her fate) or do anything else with any more women.