September 21st, 2010 -- by Bacchus
Watch The Lollipop
In drama, if a script is competently wrought one may trust that the maxim of Chekhov’s rifle will be observed. Just so in porn, where the rule is similar: if a girl with no panties on is licking a lollipop, you may reliably expect to see that lollipop going all up in her business real soon now:
From ALS-Scans. See also: a bunch of ALS Scan pictures on Tumblr.
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Some years ago I was considering doing a blog dedicated to made-up statistics. The proposed entry I was most enthusiastic about would assert that 17% of all oversized lollipops sold are used in teen-themed pornography.
“Chekhov’s rifle” reminded me of one of the principles of poetry (including limericks…). That being; distill a story down to its essence. So… I set your story to verse:
A girl, who was once melancholy,
decided to suck on a lolly.
Then she spread her thighs wide,
and she jammed it inside!
…and soon she was feeling quite jolly…
That is such a bad idea… healthwise, that is.
There is no way I could enjoy watching such a video. Sure it sounds sexy, but microorganisms love sugar, and that is all I’d be able to think about!