And since I can’t seem to get my head out of the Tumblr gutter today, may I present:

Two dicks rubbing together.

Duels have been fought over the issue of whether it’s “gay” for you to rub dicks with another man in that situation. I’ll probably never be young enough or adventurous enough or limber enough to have to worry about that myself, but my considered opinion is: “Dude, if that’s what’s got you worried at a time like that, you need to learn to relax and live more in the moment.”