“Wanna Fuck?”
Always Aroused Girl has posted a horrifying exchange she had with a guy on a dating site. His scintillating 20-character initial contact greeting?
“show me u can squirt”
It doesn’t get any better from there.
I left a comment musing on the possible merits of this “cheap as sperm” contact strategy. You know, it might work (depending on how you define “work”) if he sends it to enough women…
While I was posting that, I remembered a probably-apocryphal story I heard when I was a kid, still too young, in theory, to be worrying about picking up girls.
In those days, short term sex hookups (which weren’t called that) were mostly arranged in bars, the web not having been invented yet. Pickup lines were much discussed and mocked, and guys paid some attention to optimal strategies for arranging “one night stands”.
I kept hearing (“friend of a friend” style) persistent rumors about a guy who couldn’t be bothered with pickup lines and buying drinks for the ladies. Supposedly his schtick was to just walk up and ask “Wanna fuck?” Usually, he’d get a cold stare; sometimes (this being before the days when minor, provoked personal violence was considered a matter for police and courts) he’d get a slap in the face.
Which he would take in stride, before going up to the next prospect: “Wanna fuck?” Rinse, lather, repeat.
Supposedly, he never slept alone.
Urban legend? Very possibly.
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That sounds suspiciously like the character usually referred to as “Froggy” in George R.R. Martin’s book The Armageddon Rag.
Or the Australian seduction:
“Wanna nice time, Sheila?”
“No thanks, Bruce, I’m not in the mood tonight.”
“Well, never mind, Sheila, you jsut lie down and I’ll have one anyway.”
Somewhat more polite and arguably more capable of conveying dude’s appreciation of feminine fashion is the time honored variation: “Nice shoes, wanna fuck?” Users of this line have been similarly reputed to never be wanting for female night partners…
At a convention I asked 3 women to “go to bed” with me. 2 were shocked, 3rd said,”I will if you play your cards right.” We did go to bed that night and for years afterwards.
Way back in the 80’s, I had a very young male employee who claimed to use the “Do you wanna fuck?” approach on girls in clubs. Although he didn’t have the “never slept alone” level of luck with it, he did claim to do pretty well, and I believed him. He said that his father (who came from the Black Sea area) had taught him the approach. … oh, and yes, he did admit to getting his face slapped… a LOT!
I never asked him about the percentages of success, but if say only two percent of the female population responds positively to such a crude approach, you needn’t ask but about fifty girls until you get laid. Not an impossible task for an evening, if you work fast and are in a crowded nightclub…
A mate used to do that, not unsuccessfully. He got drinks thrown at him, but reckoned it saved a lot of time in the long run.
Suspect the ‘wanna fuck’ gambit is an urban legend.
Recall in Tootsie, Jessica Lange tells Dustin Hoffman in drag that she wished just once men who hit on her would come right out and say what they want.
Later Dustin Hoffman as Tootsie as a man meets Jessica at a party, repeats what Jessica told him early verbatim only to be slapped for the effort.
Tom, whatever the status of the “wanna fuck” story, it’s no urban legend that what women say they want and what they actually want has been known to diverge.
To take just one notorious example, consider bad boys versus nice guys…
Tom, I don’t think I’d put much stock in a fictional account written more than likely for it’s humorous effect.
In my experience, healthy women like and want sex about as much as healthy men, it’s probably one of the reasons this planet is reaching its population limit.
Whether or not the line works likely depends on varying factors such as whether or not the man doing the asking looks like Brad Pitt, and/or whether or not the woman is so attractive that she gets such offers all day long, or perhaps only once every ten years…
Put yourself in her shoes. You might refuse such an offer originating from a woman who looks like the late Anne Ramsey (Mama, in the film “Throw Mama From the Train”, http://www.geek...i.jpg ), but accept it if coming from Angelina Jolie.
Women in general like an assertive if not an aggressive man.
Nothing ventured, nothing gained I’d say…
Oops!… When I started the above comment (#9), I meant to point out that if this “Wanna fuck?” postulation were really such an outrageous approach, women would have swamped the comments section saying so. If you notice, two days later they are still strangely silent. Me? I take that to mean after some soul-searching, most women admit that under the right circumstances (see my comment #9), it might work on them.
Here’s what a real exchange between an un-escorted single female in a bar (who’s attracted to a patron), and the object of her desire might actually go like:
http://www.vide...7.htm extended script text here: http://www.very...g.txt (It picks back up about 40 or 50 lines later where the video leaves off…)
THIS exchange (the script), gentlemen of the jury, was written by ACTUAL hottie female, Nancy Pimental! http://www.imdb...3726/
THIS, I have on good authority, is what real women sound like when they are talking amongst themselves…
My contention is, that the characters are acting out a “Wanna fuck?” exchange, as it may actually play out in a club. You may have to read between the lines to come up with the same conclusion however…
I used to do a *slightly* more tactful version of this. It’s true, if you ask 100 women if they want to have sex with you, you’re very very likely to get laid that day.
Of course it helps if you’re 20 and slim and decent looking.
One I went on vacation in Malta, and I met a guy that used the “wanna fuck”. I need to say that he was successful a number of times.
Then I started trying the same approach and I was not … What the difference ?
The other guy was very good looking, extremely nice when he was using his tactful sentence … and he showed interest in what women were saying …