February 24th, 2011 -- by Bacchus
Brass Bondage Dildo Chair
I wonder if this wonderful mechanical dildo chair (complete with metal restraints to make sure the pleasure doesn’t stop until the person with access to the control panel says it stops) is as vintage-historical as it looks, or whether it’s a modern-ish steampunky created artifact?
More proof, if you needed it, that fucking machines aren’t just for porn.
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That looks like some sort of descriptive placard down in the lower-left corner. Oh, if only…
Yeah, if only we had one of those magic cameras like on the CSI tv shows, that can infinitely enhance and blow up a few blurry pixels and turn them into nice readable text!
There’s valid support for either theory: ON one hand, original is likely because of the placard and the museum-like setting. On the other hand, unless it was dreamt up by some truly odd fetishist and never was used, it would be dreadfully uncomfortable, thus bringing thoughts of steampunk.
I think that I may have blogged here before extolling the skills and talents of those in the industry which has grown up around Hollywood’s needs for special effects and the artificial aging of specially crafted props, however I do think that in this case, judging by the heavy rust and the dust deep in the nooks and crannies, perhaps it’s the real thing. It even appears as though some regular use has somewhat polished the dildo, the seat, the seat-back, and the insides of the cuffs.
I examined this contraption in larger, full resolution in the original link, and as person with a bit of mechanical experience, it appears to quite possibly be a viable machine.
…and yeah, that’s an awful lot of detail written up on that placard…
My fantasy is that some horny old geezer who is used to fixing his own farm machinery, with a welder out the barn, one day decided to put a stop to his nagging wife’s complaints about his spending too much time out in the back forty or tinkering with his John Deere, and failing to satisfy her needs in the bedroom.
Judging from the angle of the dangler, maybe ol’ MacDonald spent a lot of solitary time back in the barn, while his wife was busy chicken plucking up in the main house.
…or maybe Catherine the Great commissioned the Royal Blacksmith to whip up something special for recreational purposes…
At any rate, whoever owns this museum of antiquities, has a great place to bring his dates on Saturday nights…
Museu de l’Erotica, Barcelona http://www.pbas...elona
Looks new in this picture. The Barcelona air has done a wonderful job on its patina.
http://www.erot....html
The old limerick goes something like:
There once was a man from Racine
Who invented a fucking machine
It was a true treasure for it brought such great pleasure
But it was a bitch to clean
The view in the link provided by “A” (commenter #6), thankfully shows us the mechanism which locks one’s head firmly in place.
Ah, if only your resourceful readers could find us a similar collection of photos of those legendary (yet unfortunately elusive), antique Chinese raping chairs, that instantly trapped their innocent victims when they unknowingly sat down in the diabolical device…
WHERE CAN I GET ONE OF THESE!?!? give it a paint job, and a little remodeling, and you have one hell of a lot of partying!