May 30th, 2011 -- by Bacchus
Like Frankenstein’s Bolts, Her Nipples
Good advice from a sex-writing tips article, though I’d broaden it to suggest avoiding dumb-shit comparisons of all sorts:
Never compare a woman’s nipples to:
a) Cherries.
b) Cherry pits.
c) Pencil erasers.
d) Frankenstein’s bolts.
Nipples are tricky. They come in all sorts of shapes and sizes and shades. They do not, as a rule, look like much of anything, aside from nipples. So resist making dumb-shit comparisons.
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I think my favorite euphemism for nipples so far is “crinkly rosebuds”. They do get all crinkly sometimes when you’re excited!
Nibs.
As in the candy treat.
As in September Carrino.
: )
Nipples. Look great on a sexy woman. Really no use on a man.
I saw a woman whose nipples were the size of corks and stuck out 1/2 to 3/4″. I was amazed.
Awww, M., don’t deprive me of boyfriend nipples to play with! Especially if they’re inverted.
I write erotica and yes, my one piece of advice is: do not compare any body part to an inanimate object, ever. You can be descriptive without dumb-shit comparisons. What’s wrong with calling a nipple a nipple? Adjectives are your friend, and nipples can be pink, brown, red, big, small, pert, hard, erect, soft, sensitive, swollen, wet… use imagination, not purple prose!
Perhaps you are right Molly Ren. Wifey LOVE to play with and suck on mine. ;)