January 23rd, 2012 -- by Bacchus
The Prettiest Dildo Carver
Found her on Urod.ru:
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There are worse obsessions a girlfriend could have…
Would that be whittling away at a real one instead? ;)
It would be nice to see more photos, but Malwarebytes does not like that site.
I’m kinda surprised there are people who hand carve dildos out there, what with the ease of making them from almost any substance using molds and whatnot.
Urod is definitely a skeevy web neighborhood, no doubt about that.
There’s certainly a lot of variety there, is that pale one at the back designed to collect liquid??
Note to Justin:
To me, that one in the back looks like a cartoon Indian (small ears), elephant head, with an open mouth. Not that that would in any way keep it from collecting fluids…
Note to senzuri:
There is something really nice about hand made wooden dildos that have been sanded to a smooth finish, and then been waxed, oiled, or urethaned.
For one thing, wood is warm, but when carving a dildo, you can make it whatever length, diameter, curve or shape that you want.
If you want it highly tapered, with a wedge-like shape, no problem! If you want a large bulbous head on a thinner shaft (that one might feel moving internally), like the sponge on a stick that cannoneers used to swab out the bore of a cannon, no problem. …You want pleasure bumps or ripples? No problem!
If you plan on actually using one internally, I’d suggest either sealing it with a good coat or two of washable polyurethane, or at least covering it well with a good strong rubber.
Also, if you WERE to want to make a mold or castings, of unusual shapes, you pretty much have to make an original out of something, and wood is a pretty good choice actually, that has a lot of advantages over many other materials.
Unless you are allergic, the safest thing is to use woods from trees that provide edible fruits or nuts, walnut, hazelnut, mulberry, apple, pear, crabapple, plum, peach, cherry, pecan, or even maple (maple syrup).
Oak can be used. You can draw some liquids though some oaks like its a soda straw, but it’s hard to carve and is splintery. The parallel pores would be impossible to keep clean unless it was well sealed.
Boxwood, yew, and oleander for instance, are highly toxic.
And she reads Tolstoy too! If only the book were Chekov’s Cherry Orchard…
It takes all sorts of people to make this world. This guy sure knows his profession!