Some Thoughts By A Clit-Licking Wanker
From a column even smarter and saner than this paragraph:
My point is there’s nothing “dirty”, “perverse” or “deviant” about masturbation or clit-licking. A brain as powerful and sophisticated as mine can’t just be cold-booted in the morning, and masturbation is one of the best ways to fill the long minutes that elapse between the first signs of consciousness and the ability to crawl and signal basic emotions to others. Indeed, wanking is a powerful motivator — there’s only so long you can lie clutching a handful of your own sperm before disgust overwhelms laziness and forces you to the bathroom. Similarly, clit-licking is a relaxing and efficient pursuit that requires little more than lying on your back, letting a lady sit on your face, and trying to avoid suffocation.
That’s Martin Robbins, writing in New Statesman.
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I, uh, what??
I’m glad I started reading the article, I’m slightly confused by this paragraph’s apparent changes in argument and direction. Sentence one and three seem to be at odds with each other.
And he’s wrong about the Kellogg brothers, John Harvey wanted a bland cereal to depress sexual appetite, Will Keith added sugar and wasn’t into the same theories.
But I do take his larger point about western culture’s bigoted approach to sexuality, an “all’s fair in love and business, unless it becomes public” kind of thing. I’ll never forget a teacher (a religion teacher if I recall) showing us an entire episode of Limbaugh’s show, with each exit to an ad-break promising a story involving drunk women and sex (or something like that), which never actually came up during the entire show, which kinda dragged in places. The promised segment never happened, and the promo for the next week continued to promise the same story, leading the audience on with hints of a story they could self-righteously rail against while seeing pictures of scantily-clad young women.
We really need to own ourselves, our desires and needs, might help express some of the sexual feelings and prevent them from being supressed and subverted.