Some little while ago Dr. Faustus commissioned one of my comprehensive Rule 34 reports (the $25 special with all the extras) on the subject of “forced washing”, especially of the mechanical sort, as exemplified by the powerful robotic girl-washing machine known as the Lav-O-Matic X5000 in his Tales of Gnosis College: Dreamscapes comic.

Recently he has spent no small effort converting that research report into a blog post, in the process adding considerable polish and visual appeal. I commend it to you (and you to it):

A Rule 34 Search: Forced Washing

Here’s a sample paragraph from one of the porn stories I found for Dr. Faustus; it’s from Catherine Gets Cleaned by Julien Sorel:

A special storage robot, looking something like a tank with arms, wheeled up to her and pulled her tennis shoes off her feet. The tall robot reengineered the system of plastic ties, reattaching Catherine’s wrists to the ceiling and her ankles to the floor immediately beneath her. Then it pulled the horrified girl up by her wrists so that she was suspended in mid-air in an upright diving position. With Catherine positioned for removal of her dust covers, the storage robot moved in again and deftly yanked the sweat pants down Catherine’s legs and over the plastic ties. Catherine hadn’t put on underwear that night – her red bush, untrimmed for a long time, was suddenly exposed to the unfazed trio of robots. A moment later, she was helplessly waving her C-cup boobs in the air. The tall robot detached the suction cups long enough to retrieve Catherine’s coverings and turn them over to the storage robot, who swallowed them in a front hatch and exited.

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