4 Responses to “Anaconda Cock”

1. Dr. Whiplash said (on August 2nd, 2013 at 3:08 am)

   Bacchus, I noticed that you’ve used what Wikipedia refers to as a “colloquial word”, “pre-cum”, in your above posting.

   Personally, I find this term woefully inadequate for use in writing “porn” (or any sort of erotic literature). To my way of thinking, it’s just not sexy. It’s neither “dirty”, like the four-letter fricative “fuck”, nor is it even properly (or “politely”) medical, like “frenulum” or “perineal/perineum”…

   I feel like the Biblical author, who wrote; “So, because you are lukewarm–neither hot nor cold–I am about to spit you out of my mouth.” (Revelations 3:16… Oh, and no pun intended…)

   It does have a medical name, “Cowper’s fluid”, but there’s nothing sexy about THAT!

   I’ve heard pre-ejaculatory fluid, pre-ejaculate, preseminal fluid, bulbourethral secretion, etc…. but there’s really nothing sexy about THOSE terms either!

   I tried to envision such terms as “love juice”, “lust juice”, or even “penetrating oil”, but these terms seemed unsatisfactory.

   Bacchus, I’d like to propose an informal contest to herein rename this deserving liquid.

   Perhaps you could even use your position to personally request suggestions from the famous memetic engineer Dan Savage ( http://www.eros...neer/ ), ( http://www.eros...imes/ ).

   Trying to think like Dan, I even tried “weiner gravy”, in light of Anthony Weiner’s recent Tweeting indescretions, but it just didn’t ring like “santorum”. (Hmmm… “tweeter juice”? … Nah!…) Stiffy syrup?… Nightstick nectar?…

   I’d (figuratively) give my left nut for a gratifying term.

   Bacchus?…

2. Bacchus said (on August 2nd, 2013 at 10:08 am)

   I do agree that you’ve identified a linguistic deficiency! But I’m afraid I don’t have any good solutions in mind.

3. Dr. Whiplash said (on August 2nd, 2013 at 2:03 pm)

   Well, at any rate, I appreciate your response.

   I’m hoping that one of your articulate readers will feel inspired to offer contributions, or perhaps some other web concern will pick up the fight…

   Some new thoughts: “aqua vitae”?, “hard-on honey”?, “boner broth”?, “anaconda ambrosia”? (that one might be appropriate for the above illustration…), “hose honey”?, “shillelagh sap”?, “organ oil”?, “Elvis essence”?, “joy juice”?, “lollipop liquor”?, “earthworm extract”?, “gherkin goo”?, “weasel wine”?, “lizard lube”?, “eel elixir”?, “snake spit”?, “bratwurst broth”?, “sausage seepage”?, “jerking juice”?, “grinding gravy”?, “oyster ointment”?, “hymen honey”?, “ooze for the cooze”?, “eel ease”?, “tuna melt”???

   Any thoughts fellow readers?…

4. Brian Why said (on August 2nd, 2013 at 11:07 pm)

   How about “McCummell”, named after everyone’s favorite Republican drip?

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