From Greenville, North Carolina, comes this tale of a woman who ended up in possession of her former husband’s secret storage unit after a messy divorce. And when she rolled up the metal door, what to her wondering eye should appear but pallets stacked high with VHS porn tapes, thousands of them:

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My husband and I recently went through a pretty rough divorce. I ended up getting a key to a storage unit he had been hiding from me for years. Well to my astonishment, I found a collection of no less than 2000 porno tapes on VHS. I went through some of the stacks and discovered Hank, my ex, was into some really kinky stuff. Some of the titles included are:

Donkey Dong and Daisy Dude
Mini Mouse Does Goofy
Ass Pirates 1 through 9
Cum Guzzlers 3 and 5

I’ve known some pretty obsessive porn collectors in my time (and we won’t talk about the boxes of old porn in my storage unit) but 2000 tapes? All I can say is “Dude…”

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