Who needs a rocking horse when you can have a rocking dick-and-balls? I’m not talking about just any old big balls-and-dick sculpture here:

rocking-cock

You may recognize it from the movie A Clockwork Orange:

clockwork-dick

Yup, it’s a real thing, and Christies has it up for auction as part of their Out Of The Ordinary collection. (The one being auctioned is not the one that was used in the movie; there are actually six of these in the world.)