“Call Every Lesbian You Know!”
In this story from Tumblr, “Dale” clearly needs a remedial refresher course about the rule of crazy, and where a wise man does not put his dick in respect to it. But nonetheless, I’d say his problem-solving skills are up to scratch even if his negotiating techniques could use some work:
Things just transpired in my house hold that are equal parts offensive and hilarious. Here goes.
So my roommate, Dale, has a gf who does not live with us, but she’s here all the time. So Sunday when my gf was her we were on the couch and we kissed (scandalous, I know) and she saw it, and I’m pretty sure that’s the first time she’s seen us be affectionate, that’s neither here nor there.
So today she tells Dale she’s “uncomfortable” here and wants him to move out because she thinks me and my lady are going to hit on her or something, she doesn’t like living with lesbians, cause it’s not “normal”, so now I’m pissed. Then, Dale goes, “well you don’t live here, so it shouldn’t be a problem, just stop coming over.” Things escalated and Dale is trying to break up with her, but she won’t leave our house. She locked herself in Dales room.
So, Dale barges in my room wearing a bathrobe and goes, “call every lesbian you know, we’re smoking this bitch out!” Then turns around and whips his robe like a cape.
And that’s the story of how there are 8 lesbians climbing through the window of Dales room…
Similar Sex Blogging:
Shorter URL for sharing: http://www.erosblog.com/?p=18005
This, like so much of tumblr, is concentrated stdh.txt
Like, there are stories on Erotic Mad Scientist that are more plausible.
For as long as I have been publishing ErosBlog, I’ve been posting other people’s accounts. There’s literally no way to know which accounts are true, which accounts are false, and which accounts are a blend of truth and falsity. I don’t worry about it. Readers are good at making up their own minds, and we simply don’t have any access to the objective knowledge of which accounts are true and which are not.
If you don’t believe in the veracity of the story, you can always think of it as an alternative factual story.
Dale probably doesn’t have a Dick to stick into crazy… That can also be a woman’s name.
Re: “… there are 8 lesbians climbing through the window…”We should ALL be so lucky!
8-)
Greg, Dale has a lesbian-fearing girlfriend and is identified with male pronouns. In these liberated times that doesn’t rule out the possibility that Dale lacks a penis, but I certainly don’t know why you’d go for “probably doesn’t have” based on those clues.
Also, I would aver that “never stick your dick in crazy” need not necessarily be considered gendered advice any more. (Reference “these liberated times” and the strap-on section at your favorite sex toy store.)
Dr. Whiplash re “eight lesbians climbing in the window” my first thought is “Shit, we’re going to need at least two boxes of wine!”