In this promo photo from an unidentified 80s porn movie, the Union Army demonstrates how to invade the hoop skirts of four improper southern belles. Formerly thought impregnable, these formidable fortress garments prove surprisingly vulnerable to a breaching attack. Approach from the rear, flip up the hoop, and press home the sex invasion. Purest military simplicity!

southern belle hoop skirt sex invasion by the Union Army

At some risk of tautology I should say that military-themed porn always looks a bit regimented. But there are less friendly examples out there.

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