August 23rd, 2005 -- by Bacchus
Contagious Sex Bug?
A passing one-liner from a post on Tell Your Sex Story:
I have this weird bug that drives me to have sex in every room of a place I live in on every surface.
When I saw that line, I was totally derailed from the story, thinking “Is that weird bug contagious? If so, I think we could make great money selling little cotten swabs soaked in your infectious agents….”
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Hmm…every room in the house on every surface, huh? I’d have to ask the spiders’ permission to fuck in my basement, it is really more their room than my room.
:)
sex in every room on every surface? isn’t that usually the first thing you do when you move into a new place? it livens up the unpacking!
My basement has a table saw in it. I would advise unplugging it and lowering the blade. Not all surfaces are skin friendly!
Hope you wait until the movers have left t :)
I love ‘christening’ rooms, lots of stories about new home owners (or even real estate agents) who like doing this kind of thing.
Is gravity an issue?
This is considered weird? I thought you were supposed as part of marking the territory?
Isn’t that what Raid is for?
When I moved into my last place, we christened every empty room of the place by fucking on the bare hardwood floor.
I had to see my chiropractor the next day, but jesus, was it worth the visit.