May 9th, 2005 -- by Bacchus
Porn Star Secrets From Ron Jeremy
Ron Jeremy tells the world how to make it as a male porn star:
It sure ain’t rocket science. I hide the bacon, squeeze the weasel, shoot the sherbet, and then the girl says, “Thank you”, and then I go off home.
What? Being a porn star is no harder than drinking with my good buddy Jose? Any fool can do that! You just drink the salt, bite the lime, lick the tequila….
Er, run that by us one more time, wouldja Ron?
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> When one student shouts, “Show us your cock,” he fumbles in his trousers and produces a brightly-coloured toy rooster made out of felt.
LOL!!
It is my opinion that Ron Jeremy is one of the most disgusting looking men alive. But I hear he’s a really nice guy.
Not long ago Jeremy was in my used bookshop. Wasn’t the kind of guy I expected to be looking for used books. But then I’m guilty of stereotyping.
He didn’t buy anything. He seemed to spend his life on his cell phone.
At least he was accompanied by a couple of ample lovlies.
That Ron … what a poet!
Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain….I love how unsexy he is about it. Good reality check.
Lather, rinse, repeat.