When I saw this report, I almost fell out of my chair laughing. Live Science reports that male monkeys pay to see female monkey bottoms.

But wait, it gets better. Guess what the Duke researchers want to do next? You guessed it:

Next, Platt and his colleagues want to see how people will perform in a similar experiment.

Uh, hello guys? You can come back to planet earth any time now…..

As Fark says, “Duke sucks.” (No, I don’t know why they post that with almost every mention of Duke.)