November 20th, 2004 -- by Bacchus
Bardex is (Still) Best For Kinky Enema Butt Sex
Wow. More than two years ago (how time flies!) I posted this rant (and this follow-up) about how lying Bardex lawyers were sending bogus demand letters around the net in an attempt to suppress discussion of the sexual uses of the Bardex balloon catheter.
Can you believe those donkey-raping smegma-sniffers are still at it?
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As a current law student, I can honestly say that their letter as posted on textfiles.com is one of the most laughable misstatements of the law I have seen in a while. It’s lawyers like that who give the whole profession a bad name. It’s a little known legal fact that threatening those who do not know the law and cannot afford a lawyer with bullshit legal claims legally makes you a donkey-raping smegma-sniffer. As a side note Bardex makes for a shitty enema.
It’s like Coca Cola trethening to sue Rotten.com for posting X-rays of a guy who stuck a CC bottle up his ass, saying that it’s damaging their family friendly reputation.
Sorry the spelling mistakes.
I can’t recall hearing the WaterPik people complaining about the widespread use of their shower massage units for clitoral stimulation (before they invented the shower massage, women used their gum and tooth cleaning machines on their nether regions… My guess is that these rumors are precisely what led them to develop the shower technology. Give the people what they want!)
I also don’t recall ever hearing the Hitachi people complaining about such after market accessories as the Tri-Pod Wand Attachment used on their Magic Wand body massagers to simultaneously stimulate the anus, the vagina, and the clitoris.
Though both of these companies market family-friendly products, if people suddenly stopped using these items for sex, they’d likely have to lay off over half of their employees.