October 5th, 2004 -- by Bacchus
Sex Blog Panic
This may be the funniest blog-related email I have yet received. A Yahoo email user wrote (subject line in bold):
Busted!!!?On My Ladies’ Computer, and She Works for the Government/Signing Off for Good!!!!!
I should not have been sneaking and using my ladies’ computer to Blog in but I am a sicko!!!!!
She reported your site to the police, to the States Attorney’s Office as well as sending this information to Washington!!!!!!
NO FURTHER COMMUNICATION IS, and WILL NEVER BE POSSIBLE!!!!!!
If you know what’s good for you, you’ll start heading for the hills, quick!!!!!!!!!
I know I am!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
All punctuation faithfully reproduced. I wonder, is “Overuse of Exclamation Points In The First Degree” a federal offense?
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Naw…. I love the ernest use of punctuation. just think of em as a bunch of little dicks… !!!!!! with little beads of precum falling off em.
:P maybe? but Overuse of Exclamation Points In The First Degree!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! certainly is.
If its not, it should be…
Are you panicking yet? :P
“…using my *ladies’* computer…” And how many ladies does he have, anyway? Syntax and grammar errors compound the punctuation silliness. Thanks for the hoot.
Hey, have her report *my* site to the police and the states attorneys office. I could use the hits. ;)
Looks like someone needs to loosen up the tinfoil a bit, and re-acquaint themselves with the rules of proper punctuation.
Ah, the smell of paranoia in the morning!